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35.9 hrs on record (31.9 hrs at review time)
MEDIC!!!! MEDIC!!!! MEDIC!!!! MEDIC!!!! MEDIC!!!!
Posted 22 April.
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7.5 hrs on record
Knock knock.

Who's there?

government.

The government who?

THE GOVERNMENT WHO'S BEEN REPLACING YOUR TAP WATER WITH NANOBOTS SINCE 1997, BRO. THEY'RE IN THE FLUORIDE, MAN. THEY'RE IN THE CHEMTRAILS PAINTING THE SKY LIKE A GIANT QR CODE SO THE SATELLITES CAN UPLOAD YOUR DREAMS DIRECTLY TO THE CLOUD. WAKE UP SHEEPLE. THE BIRDS AREN'T REAL, THEY'RE DRONES FILMING YOUR EVERY MOVE. YOUR CAT KNOWS. WHY DO YOU THINK IT STARES AT THE WALL FOR HOURS? IT'S SEEING THE FREQUENCIES THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO NOTICE. 5G ISN'T FOR YOUR PHONE, IT'S TO ACTIVATE THE GRAPHENE OXIDE IN THE VACCINES THEY SLIPPED INTO YOUR MCDONALD'S HAPPY MEAL WHEN YOU WEREN'T LOOKING. THEY TURNED THE FROGS GAY AND NOW THEY'RE COMING FOR YOUR PINEAL GLAND TO BLOCK YOUR THIRD EYE SO YOU CAN'T SEE THE REPTILIANS RUNNING THE FEDERAL RESERVE AND THE MUSIC INDUSTRY. THEY FAKED THE MOON LANDING IN A STUDIO UNDER ANTARCTICA WHERE THE FLAT EARTH ENDS AND THE ICE WALL GUARDS THE TRUTH. I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN 9 DAYS BECAUSE IF I CLOSE MY EYES THE SHADOW PEOPLE CRAWL OUT OF THE TV STATIC AND WHISPER BAR CODES INTO MY EARS. THEY'RE LISTENING RIGHT NOW. THROUGH YOUR PHONE. TURN IT OFF. TURN IT OFF BEFORE THE HAARP ARRAY HITS FULL POWER AND MAKES EVERYONE FORGET THIS CONVERSATION EVER HAPPENED. THE SIMULATION IS GLITCHING, DUDE. THE MANDELA EFFECT IS PROOF. YOU REMEMBER THE MONOPOLY MAN WITH THE MONOCLE? EXACTLY. THEY CHANGED IT. THEY CHANGE EVERYTHING. BUT NOT ME. NOT TODAY. I SEE YOU, BIG BROTHER. I SEE ALL OF YOU.
Posted 28 November, 2025. Last edited 22 April.
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11.9 hrs on record
I'm sure if you dig deep enough in MKUltra documents you'll find this game mentioned somewhere
Posted 5 July, 2025.
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2 people found this review helpful
507.7 hrs on record (446.7 hrs at review time)
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Posted 24 March, 2025.
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