Ken
Sad Dog of Chicago
Australia
I live in the Barbie™ Dreamhouse Playset (3.75-ft) Pink/White Variant in a girls bedroom on the 2nd floor. My name is Ken. I'm 41 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, in a colour-coordinated outfit, in an overpriced playhouse. In the morning, if my plastic is a little matt, I'll put on some vaseline while brushing my hair. I can style a perm now.

After I remove the vaseline, I use a micro-fibre cloth. On my jacket, I use a honey-scented mattel soap cleanser. Then a mini-ironing board heated to exactly 160 degrees fahrenheit. And on my jeans, a combination of soda crystals and persil washing up powder. Then I apply a mint-scented wood polish to my face, which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.

I always use a misted soap spray with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dissolves the paint in my plastic and ruins the quality. Then nail-polish, then an oil-based paint touch up, followed by a final spray of WD-40.
There is an idea of a Ken. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. I am a doll. A toy. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel plastic gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I am simply am not there.
I live in the Barbie™ Dreamhouse Playset (3.75-ft) Pink/White Variant in a girls bedroom on the 2nd floor. My name is Ken. I'm 41 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, in a colour-coordinated outfit, in an overpriced playhouse. In the morning, if my plastic is a little matt, I'll put on some vaseline while brushing my hair. I can style a perm now.

After I remove the vaseline, I use a micro-fibre cloth. On my jacket, I use a honey-scented mattel soap cleanser. Then a mini-ironing board heated to exactly 160 degrees fahrenheit. And on my jeans, a combination of soda crystals and persil washing up powder. Then I apply a mint-scented wood polish to my face, which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.

I always use a misted soap spray with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dissolves the paint in my plastic and ruins the quality. Then nail-polish, then an oil-based paint touch up, followed by a final spray of WD-40.
There is an idea of a Ken. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. I am a doll. A toy. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel plastic gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I am simply am not there.
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Sleep Tight, Aniki: July 14, 1969 - March 2, 2018
My fellow brothers, I, Billy Herrington, stand here today, humbled by the task before us, mindful of the sacrifices borne by our Nico Nico ancestors.

We are in the midst of a crisis. Nico Nico Douga is at war against a far-reaching storm of disturbance and deletion. Nico Nico's economy is badly weakened: a consequence of carelessness and irresponsibility on the part of acknowledgement, but also on the collective failure to make hard choices and to prepare for a new, MAD age.

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