I might have never knew my meaning of life without Bananas. I can't afford sharp knives so using a blunt one is a plague for any banana enthusiasts. I would wish for something to cut bananas from my family, but my family was too poor to afford such luxuries. I would go to countless bars to forget the constant pain of not being able to cut the yellow fruit. It even got to the point where my sister wouldn't bring her children to our family's Thanksgiving events because the children were to scared of my banana induced rage. My wife would always put up with my banana depression and left me; 14 years married and she had put up with everything. My will to even get out of bed had affected my life. "If only I could cut my Bananas!" I would yell in the streets. It wasn't till a saint, my guardian angle, my neighbor Darrel Dinkle, had told me about this amazing creation called the Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer. I wasted no time to obtain this treasure. Now my depression of bananas had been cured!

This player is fantastic. Just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, teamplay, awp flicks, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and his overall fragging ability.