The world sucks. It's really bleak and sometimes you really need to step back for a minute and have a laugh. The gameplay itself isn't new or something to write home about, I even feel like this visual novel/simulation/fps/fetishenabler drags on a bit in the middle. But I truly didn't stop laughing or enjoying my time with it. The game and developers just want to make you laugh and give a good distraction: Whether its making sodas climax (game is: OnlyCans) or oiling up your guns while getting indoctrinated into believe the cloud people are poisoning out water to make the fish gay in our big beautiful flat earth.
At the end of it all, we're just specks of cosmic dust.

There comes a time in every man's life when he needs to look in the mirror and ask himself how exactly he got to that place.
You have to truly reflect on the decisions you have made along the path that led you to the place of your final reckoning.

It's still not clear, even to me, why I bought I Wani Hug that Gator!
There's nothing wrong with it, with those hugging scenes it's perfectly stellar. But when you look at it as a choice, you realize how damaged I and the rest of humanity are.

What prompted me to buy a game like this? What part of my soul felt so empty that I thought a wheelchair bound dinosaur girl could fill it?
When I look into the infinite depths of my own loneliness, I see a pool of reflection. My face is not there, there is no face. There are only tears in that puddle, tears of shame, loss and confusion.

If it were up to me again, I know I would buy it in a heartbeat.

Sir, it's hard to hear the haters when you've got the top down and the pedal to the floor.

LOL - us diaper fetish folk also think Marvel movies are epic. My amazingly witty partner was changing my nappy the other day and she - with *zero* hesitation - said "Whew! Did Thanos wear this fricken diaper or what?" I laughed until I cried. Absolutely epic.

Finally, a game without big cow udders, flat is justice! and the beach scene where she pretends to be a guy...

Fapout 69 proves that even after nukes, zombies, and mutants, humanity still cares about two things: survival and fun. You run a post-apocalyptic brothel where bullets, scrap, and orgasms are all valid currency. It’s weird, dark, sexy, and surprisingly strategic. Fallout never warned us about this endgame. ☢️😏

I want Natsuki to come home drunk and beat the everloving ♥♥♥♥ out of me then spit on me and when she sobers up she caresses my brutally abused body while sobbing and apologizing. Good game btw.

So unrealistic. I wouldn't die to a goblin. I'm built different.
0/10

Why be a closeted gooner and be made fun of, and instead embody Goonism, goon openly without regret nor shame.

Be one with the Goondhi and it will strengthen your resolve against all mockery.

May the Goon be with you. And with your spirit.

Despite being a nepotism hire and having sexual relations with the vtuber talents, you will always be a thousand times more competent, and most importantly, ethical than Nijisanji and VShojo.

When you think about it, coitus is a basic human need no different than pissing or dumping. Which means incest to normies isn't morally wrong unless pregnancy occurs, I guess. I have seen it many times where an attractive brother and sister hang out in the same friend group and have wild tension which is very odd. I personally can't imagine commiting this act in this life because I am subhuman as well as my family and I hate them. But if I was Chad in another life, I would 100% rail my first cousin if she were a Stacy.

TLDR it is the Dark Souls of Anime optionally-hentai tennis rpg sports games that require melee-level matchup knowledge for the leaderboard nuts. Also genuinely great adult game, but I wish it wasnt leaning on that cuz they made a masterpiece

Donkey Kong is probably the most positive portrayal of black people I've ever seen in video games. He's strong, heroic, caring, but not afraid to get violent when someone tries to disturb the peace on Kongo Bongo. I myself am black, and I've always looked up to Donkey Kong because he's a better role model to me than anyone else in my life has ever been. Kids would make fun of me at school when I ate bananas, or rolled like Donkey Kong, or threw barrels, or wore a red tie, but it didn't matter because Donkey Kong was all I had in my life. Without him, I'd be dead or a drug addicted thug like my brothers

Thought I was inheriting a spa. Turns out Grandpa ran a very hands-on business. Now I’m emotionally attached to a femboy who moans in perfect pitch. My therapist is taking notes. 10/10 — would knead again.

The main difference between a mature man and an insecure youth is the acceptance of their desires. A real man does not hang labels on himself and does not seek approval. If he is aroused by femboys in cat ears and stockings, he does not see this as a problem. The problem is cowardly denial and complexes. Confidence in your choice, whatever it is, is what is truly courageous.

I bought this over a year ago. Its gotten ONE update since then, and honestly it just broke the "game" even more.

At least get the lewd simulator aspect done dude. Looks like youre working on random crap like a BJ sim and the "story" when you havent even finished or made the UI work. The camera is completely ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and makes Naomi look insane. I really want to love this, but please get something out that is actually playable. Its hard to even jack it to this game cuz its so broken. Cmon dude, get something done already. Its been well long enough

good god i never thought i'd have to write something like this 😭, but this happened about 10 minutes ago and i don't think i'll ever be the same again. I had some bad salmon 🍣 earlier (i didn't realize it was bad) and ofc an hour later i have to use the bathroom. I tried to go but I was constipated 💩 throughout the entire trip. I thought nothing of it and continued my day as usual. Fast forward to about 10 minutes ago. I have this very sharp pain 😩 around my guts, and then all of the sudden, unbelieveable horrors 😱 played out. im talking flipping loud 📢, wet sloshes and fluids coming out of all other oraphaces. As i'm writing this there is salmon-smelling 🍣 splats and very smelly piss 🤮 all over my sack 🥜, and even my walls and roof 🏠 somehow. im still in unbelievable shock🤯 , and coming to the realization of how long this is going to take to clean up 🧽🧼. i hope my parents 👫 don't find out about this. this is bad .

listen up I want people stop lying saying im staff abusing just because i TP some in jail not abuse since the were was cuff 2 times and someone klill them and that against the rule and the person told an admin manager and they talk to me, they were find i did that because they know its against the rule. why don't you read the MOTD

I want Stephen Hawking to overpower and have its way with me in front of my family. They need to see what a superior male specimen can do to the weak-chinned narrow-shouldered wretch that I am. I want my mother to fear for my life. I want my sister to be secretly turned on. I want my brother to worry that he's next. As he approaches climax, Hawking will hold me in place by wheeling over my pathetic arms. He will unload inside me. My torso will bloat. Completely engorged. I will writhe, soaked in my own urine and terror sweat. No longer a man: but a boy.

WARNING!!!!DON'T ERP WITH THIS PERSON!!!!
we were having war(ww2) online and killing for many hours,,time pass and we get taken down gasing and i pulle out my H.M.S (WW2) but then this GERMAN (???) also take out a nuke
GERMANS DO NOT HAVE NUKES, this guy CHEAT and TRICK ERP (stupid NUKE fetish)

Im a nonthreatening feminist boy, come talk to me on Skype! talk to me on skype about your problems as a woman i sympathize i’m taking womens studies. I took women’s studies I know what ‘systematic’ means. Man I’m so horny today. Sorry. I’m sorry. I feel so bad. I just came out and said it. Inappropriate. What do you like to do when you’re horny? One feminist to another. Just normal feminist over here. What do you think of this unlabelled image of my hog? I sent it to you titled “Wangdoodle.PNG”. Are you surprised by its girth? I apologize. How rude of me. I’m so sorry. I really need to get better at this I’m sorry. I’m learning so much. All humans must go through growth and I know that better than anyone, I mean I’m in a women’s studies class right now. Liveblogging my women’s studies class.

hey there handsome, i'm having a sale back at my place.... all clothes are 100% off

Hey it's me, we just played together. I noticed you didn't add me but I sent you a friend request haha, maybe it glitched or something you're pretty cool though like I said before, that's why I got my team to throw for you. It's so cool to see a girl playing in games though. I know you have a boyfriend so I hope he treats you well. Like if I was your boyfriend I'd make you sandwiches while you play and buy you chocolate and give you back rubs and call you cool and laugh with you at all your jokes, not real though because we aren't together (at least yet) ;) Yeah so haha you should totally accept my friend request so we can talk more and have fun together, just as friends of course coz otherwise it would be weird and I don't want to get cooties from you ewwwww (just joking, I would like your cooties) :p

Sun Tzu was quoted as saying "Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak", Furry Hitler 2 exemplifies this notion fully in its riveting gameplay and story-line. Taking place in an alternate "history" where Germany was branching off of the Ottoman Empire into Proto-Furries, Furry Hitler rose to power in a similar power conduit similar to our own. Over the course of the game, we as the player, get to see deep in the psyche of an androgynous leader of a warring nation. The deep dives and tear-jerking conversations that the leader has with this inner circle of furry babes show us who he really is: A misremembered being from a time that did not accept him. He uses toys from a decade beyond his own death, and he licks feet. A lot.
Can't wait for Furry Hitler 3, where we get to see what the Furry Winston Churchill was going through as London was carpet-bombed. Hopefully he was slaying just as much as his German counterpart.

RACIAL SEGREGATION!?

just because I played 3 furry visual novels and like the stories and think some of the characters are cute and talk about the series on forums/twitter and follow the fan remaster account on twitter it doesnt make me a furry

I'm the prank master, you can never get me back 😂

The only prank that would get me back is if you pooped and didnt wipe and sent me a pic of your booty 😂. Oh no, i shouldnt have told you, now you know how to prank me. Please please don't prank me back! I must remain the king!

Hello, can I speak to your KFC MANAGER about the latest deal on your CHICKEN, yesterday I bought some fries and one of the fries were BLACK, did you overcook them? I will go to my DODGE CHARGER to try and find my EBT CARD. I live in EAST LA. And I'm going home to my DEAD BEAT DAD. Oh ♥♥♥♥, I kicked the curb now my Jays are SCUFFED.

There once was a surgeon named Keith
Who circumcised men with his teeth
Twas not for leisure, or his own pleasure
But to get at the cheese underneath

You fool. I have modded the holy Hell out of this game visually. Decrease, you say? No, I have vastly increased the aggregate to culminate to an astonishing 147GB

do u think that yoshi gets embarrassed when he poos out eggs in front of mario??? sorry if this ofends anyone but i thought it was a funny thing haha. and i would like to know if any of you have any pics of yoshi pooping an egg while he looks nervous or embarrassed i just want to see it for a few laughs haha. another thing i am wondering is what do you think the eggs smell like haha im just curious for laughs haha i would like to smell them

Imagine Security Breach is a huge buffet. This game is like taking one scoop of ice cream from the dessert section and drizzling it in a sexy syrup sauce. It's not necessarily a meat n potatuhs type of meal. Pretty light on story and there doesn't really seem to be a concrete ending. However, it's still a fun game with great atmosphere that I believe is worth the asking price. Give it a shot please!

"DDinosaur with Double D's" has emerged as the standout game of 2025, captivating players with its unique blend of romance and engaging storytelling. The game's innovative premise, featuring DDinosaurus's quest for love while navigating the complexities of her identity, resonates deeply with audiences. Its vibrant art style and memorable characters enhance the immersive experience, making each choice feel impactful. With its clever writing and heartfelt moments, this visual novel not only entertains but also explores themes of acceptance and self-discovery, solidifying its place as a beloved title in the gaming landscape.

Own a musket for home defense, since thats what the founding fathers intended.
four ruffians break into my house. "what the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and kentucky rifle.
Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot.
Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog.
I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grapeshot,
"tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds the two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms.
Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.
He bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up.
Just as the founding fathers intended.

Truck month is back! Our favourite month of the year has returned, and once again Truck Month is the perfect time to get into a brand new GMC Sierra or Chevrolet Silverado. What’s so special about Truck Month? Doesn’t GM frequently offer discounts? We offer the best deals and credits! Yes, it’s true GM does discount vehicles but those credits typically aren’t as significant as those offered during truck month. If you’re looking for a new truck March is the month for you! Okay, so what kind of deals can I expect? Quite simply- you can get up to $10,000 in total credits on a new truck! Purchase a 2016 GM Sierra Kodiak Edition, for example, and you could get up to $10,000 in total value with features that include remote vehicle start, trailering equipment, dual-zone climate control and much more!

You need to call it. I can't call it for you. It wouldn't be fair. Yes, you did. You've been putting it up your whole life, you just didn't know it. You know what date is on this coin? 1958. It's been traveling twenty-two years to get here. And now it's here. And it's either heads or tails. And you have to say. Call it.

Um, hi. I just recently saw your post about wanting a bf? So maybe I'd give it a shot, I mean you're really cute and friendly. I really like anime like you do! So, um.. Can we date? I'm sure we'll be the best otaku couple! We can listen to anime songs and maybe watch some Naruto and Dbz. Do you like those animes? It's okay if not.. Maybe we can watch something much more like hentai or not. I don't want to seem like your horny average guy, so we can watch something innocent. Maybe bleach.. Heh. You're so kawaii, y'know? I just want to kiss your face and call you my kohai. Would you like me to be your senpai boyfriend? I think it'll be really kawaii. I think I love you, kohai. Please make me happy and date a fellow otaku

Behind this simple insult hides a universal paradox that may put your sexuality in question. Let's do a simple thought experiment: imagine us two standing in front of each other. I, of course, am wearing a pair of jeans, that are covering my genitals and my butt. You then command me to "go ♥♥♥♥ myself". I may be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ myself already. Until my ♥♥♥♥ and its position relative to my ass is observed, it is simultaneously in my ass, but also outside of it - thus, it stays in superposition. The moment you lay eyes on my penis, both states collide with each other and become either one. As soon as a single photon reflected by my ♥♥♥♥ enters either one of your eyes, you become gay. The only way to avoid this is to not observe my penis. But if you don't look at it, then you will never know if your insult had any effect, thus rendering it meaningless. It's unfortunate, really - you dug a hole for yourself without even knowing it. All you can do now is accept it, and learn from your mistakes.

After a good game of league, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great arma and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard wang push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

You know, it is chauvinist men like you that make women so emotional. Maybe, just maybe, YOU are the one who is flawed. But you are too damned self-absorbed and gender discriminatory to ever think that there is some flaw in the sculptured image you have made yourself into. And maybe if you STOPPED using the opposite sex as nothing more than a figure, something to blame, something to mistreat, and something to abuse, you could stop making yourself into such a vexing sexist pig. And, maybe, if you could take a look outside of yourself and not give a name to a large group of peoples, you could learn something. Oh and also, have you taken sex ed? Because last time I checked,YOU would not BE here without a woman. And also, you are making YOURSELF look stupid and unenlightened to the human species when you even ask this question. So I'll answer your question with one of my own: Why are YOU so annoying?

Go fall in a ditch.

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazoooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbwurblwb shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum

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why the ♥♥♥♥ are you cyberbullying me dude, honestly whats your issue. i just play games to enjoy myself and try to escape the constant harassment i face every single day and then you have the nerve to come onto my profile and write ♥♥♥♥ like that. honestly what the ♥♥♥♥ would inspire someone to say something like that, i can't even fathom what kind of abuse you must've faced in order to think that unwarranted comment was even remotely okay. whenever i show up to class and sit down everyone starts laughing and touching me and ♥♥♥♥ and its just so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ frustrating. i'm wearing a hoodie and everything trying to blend in and people just won't leave me be. but you've somehow still managed to ruin my day. thanks a lot bud

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We can be friends for future games 😁

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Feet.What else can I say?Absolutely marvelous.Stupendous.Utterly amazing,l'd say.The scale,the size,the shape all perfect.The perplexing scent may seem,to put it in the peasants language,nasty,at first,but as you truly realize the beauty of feet,it grows on you.It's an incredible metaphor for life-even the most perfect thing will have a flaw, but it too must be appreciated,and in a way,it improves said thing even more.But the best part is,undoubtedly,the taste.Ohh,ahh.. scrumptious! Splendid! If it were up to me,i'd lick them all day,everyday From the very tip of the heel to the ends of every single toe,as my tongue slowly drifts across the deserted surface.The burn you feel on your tongue feels odd and makes you feel uneasy at first,but it's part of the experience,and soon enough you learn to love it,as you start feeling it permanently.It's all you can feel But sucking the toes is truly the highlight.The mere thought of sticking them in my mouth makes me ejaculate in mere seconds

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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