Before playing I Wani Hug That Gator!, I was a lonely, tired, confused human being with questionable life choices and an internet history I refuse to elaborate on. Now, after completing this beautiful VN, I can safely assure you that none of that has changed about me.

There's a Dinosaur in the game, but it doesn't impregnate anyone. It's a Chekhov's Gun...

Hello, M'lady! tips fedora I believe I must introduce myself. My name is Damascus The Gentleman. I'm a level 87 DM (in Dungeons and Dragons) hailing from Denver, Colorado. Im a feminist, free tampon protestor, liberal, Kamala Recount activist and a proud supporter of the 2B Movement. As a self-proclaimed intellectual myself, dont get surprised when i accidentally correct you! (l have an IQ of 109) If you don't mind, l am quite the short king hailing at 5'4 132kgs. If you approve my magnificent request of friendship (only friends, unless convinced by a lady!) please reach back!

You deplorable heathens. I knew that when they made gay marraige legal it would lead to beastialaity. You people need to go to church and repent. Then I saw the snake woman and I understood. I wanted to be wrapped up by her. Coiled in her scaley curves. Touched by her slit touge and thats not the only slit I want to touch. Thats right im talking about her cold blooded sausage hole, cool game will recomend XD.

The world sucks. It's really bleak and sometimes you really need to step back for a minute and have a laugh. The gameplay itself isn't new or something to write home about, I even feel like this visual novel/simulation/fps/fetishenabler drags on a bit in the middle. But I truly didn't stop laughing or enjoying my time with it. The game and developers just want to make you laugh and give a good distraction: Whether its making sodas climax (game is: OnlyCans) or oiling up your guns while getting indoctrinated into believe the cloud people are poisoning out water to make the fish gay in our big beautiful flat earth.
At the end of it all, we're just specks of cosmic dust.