Chinese Windows OS Salesman
Elliot Somerville
United Kingdom (Great Britain)
Runescape has consumed my life, where did i go wrong
Runescape has consumed my life, where did i go wrong
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58 hrs on record
last played on 22 Mar
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last played on 20 Mar
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last played on 10 Mar
Kid Eastwood 12 Mar @ 1:34pm 
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Baked Beans 8 Mar @ 3:16pm 
The world sucks. It's really bleak and sometimes you really need to step back for a minute and have a laugh. The gameplay itself isn't new or something to write home about, I even feel like this visual novel/simulation/fps/fetishenabler drags on a bit in the middle. But I truly didn't stop laughing or enjoying my time with it. The game and developers just want to make you laugh and give a good distraction: Whether its making sodas climax (game is: OnlyCans) or oiling up your guns while getting indoctrinated into believe the cloud people are poisoning out water to make the fish gay in our big beautiful flat earth.
At the end of it all, we're just specks of cosmic dust.
Kid Eastwood 8 Mar @ 2:24pm 
There comes a time in every man's life when he needs to look in the mirror and ask himself how exactly he got to that place. :incosad:
You have to truly reflect on the decisions you have made along the path that led you to the place of your final reckoning. :gatorwince:

It's still not clear, even to me, why I bought I Wani Hug that Gator! :miadumb:
There's nothing wrong with it, with those hugging scenes it's perfectly stellar. But when you look at it as a choice, you realize how damaged I and the rest of humanity are. :gatorwince:

What prompted me to buy a game like this? What part of my soul felt so empty that I thought a wheelchair bound dinosaur girl could fill it?
When I look into the infinite depths of my own loneliness, I see a pool of reflection. My face is not there, there is no face. There are only tears in that puddle, tears of shame, loss and confusion. :feeling:

If it were up to me again, I know I would buy it in a heartbeat. :gatorhappy:
Baked Beans 29 Jan @ 7:01pm 
Sir, it's hard to hear the haters when you've got the top down and the pedal to the floor.
Kid Eastwood 17 Jan @ 6:08pm 
LOL - us diaper fetish folk also think Marvel movies are epic. My amazingly witty partner was changing my nappy the other day and she - with *zero* hesitation - said "Whew! Did Thanos wear this fricken diaper or what?" I laughed until I cried. Absolutely epic. :miadumb:
Baked Beans 17 Jan @ 6:08pm 
Finally, a game without big cow udders, flat is justice! and the beach scene where she pretends to be a guy...