The unthinkable happened, I went to take a piss at work and my stream split. One was headed for my shoes and the other to the rim and kept expanding, obviously I chose to save my Tubular Doom Socks ofcourse. The result? Piss all over the rim and the floor, before I could clean it up someone walked into the room and entered the stall. I left as quickly as possible before they caught wind of me.
Why am I cursed?