-rep dropped shack pallet at 5 gens
-rep urban evasion in 2026
-rep cleansed NOED before it spawned somehow
-rep hid in locker all game and called it "mindgames"
-rep predrops every pallet on the map
-rep self-cares in killer's face
-rep missed 7 skill checks in a row
-rep hears terror radius and disconnects emotionally
-rep points at killer instead of running
-rep brings hatch offering then dies first
-rep somehow lost the killer while standing still
-rep uses flashlight to signal own location
-rep did gens? source: trust me bro
-rep loop lasted 4 seconds including loading screen
-rep said "I got this" and instantly got grabbed
-rep sandbagged me for a chest
-rep opened chest instead of exit gate
-rep blessed totem in front of killer
-rep bodyblocked teammate by accident (probably)
-rep vaulted into killer three separate times
-rep 0% generator, 100% confidence
-rep prestige 100, awareness level 0
-rep spends more time crouching than repairing

-rep Spent £80 million on a striker who scored 3 goals and blamed the assistant manager.

-rep Promised the board Champions League… finished 14th and called it a “transition season.”

-rep Sold the club’s best player for “squad harmony,” immediately caused squad unharmony.

-rep Let the physio handle training. Entire team injured by October.

-rep Offered a contract to a regen with 4 pace and “massive potential.”

-rep Lost a cup final, then praised team morale. Truly inspirational delusion.

-rep Tried the gegenpress. Squad cardio lasted 9 minutes.

twink slut

-rep. ugly lara with not funny name. dont have fun in the fog and die to the entity

+ rep. Cute Lara with funny name. Have fun in the fog and stay safe from the Entity!

signed by Pauline Quaker :)