So I (F25) have an extra space where I can “store” my urine. If I really need to go but I don’t have access to a bathroom, I’m able to relive my bladder into my pocket. I can control it. I can empty the pocket once I get to a bathroom. The urine definitely leaves my bladder, and I am almost positive it leaves my body. But it doesn’t go into my pants, I can put it in my “pocket”.

It is a little different than my bladder, it’s more fragile so I have to walk funny and keep my legs closed. I can keep it there for awhile, it doesn’t have a “sensor” like the bladder does but it’s uncomfortable to hold in.

I wasn’t born with this skill. I have a small bladder and have to pee a lot. When I was a kid, I would have frequent accidents. So I feel as this was a developed skill my body has adapted. Idk tho.

My theory is that the (TW this might be gross idk) urine goes into my vagina. Now when I’ve told friends and family this before, they simply do not believe me.

Jerking off makes me feel like Walter white. Like ♥♥♥♥ yeah dude... I have a whole secret badass gangster gooner life and NOBODY knows!! Especially since porn is illegal in the UK now. Stroking my ♥♥♥♥ with my gooner bros feels just like cooking down in the lab with Jesse. My mom is skyler: annoying , always tellung me to stop yadda yadda. ♥♥♥♥ foids bro. Anyway anyone else feel like this?

Happy Weekend, Princess
Hope this weekend brings you lots of good vibes, great games and zero stress
May your drops be legendary, your ping stay low and your fun level stay maxed out

Take some time to relax, enjoy the little things and stack up some awesome memories.
Weekend mode: stress OFF fun ON
New achievements, epic moments and positive energy all around

Games, music, chill moments…
In short: Have an amazing weekend!
See you in-game. Good Game and Have Fun

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