Jaxer
Jaxer
United States
Hello hopefully friend, whats up?
Hello hopefully friend, whats up?
Currently In-Game
BitCraft Online
Favorite Game
The Tale of the Black Forest
Once upon a time, three happy birds lived in a warm and lush forest.

The birds had no names, though the creatures of the forest would call them Big Bird, Long Bird, and Small Bird.

Everyone lived freely and happily together in the peaceful forest. The birds wanted the forest to be safe more than anyone else, that way creatures from the outside could visit and have fun.

It was a warm and sunny afternoon when a stranger visited the peaceful forest. He was a traveler, pioneer, and prophet, but at the same time, he was a nobody. He wanted to enter the forest, but the birds found him suspicious, so they didn't let him in. The stranger, angered, told the birds as he left:

“Soon, a tragedy will befall the forest. It will be tainted with misdeeds and evil, and there will be constant conflict. The tragedies will only stop when a terrible beast appears and devours everything. The sun and moon will shine upon the forest no longer; the forest will never go back to what it was before.”

The birds worried about the prophecy. What if conflicts really break out and a beast shows up to harm the forest just like the man said? That's when the birds decided to become the guardians of the forest. They loved this forest more than anyone else did, so they wanted to protect the creatures living in the forest and keep the peace.

Big Bird, with its many eyes, decided to watch over the forest for intruders. For Big Bird's eyes could see very far, and see things we cannot see. Then somebody said, “But what if the beast shows up in the middle of the night, when the sky is dark and everyone is asleep?” Worried, Big Bird burned all of its feathers to make an everlasting lamp. Now the creatures of the forest were under Big Bird's constant watch, day and night.

To keep the forest's peace, Long Bird weighed the sins of those who entered the forest. For Long Bird's scale was fair and just, and could weigh any and all kinds of sin. Then somebody said, “But what if the scale doesn't tip in either direction someday?” Worried, Long Bird made a scale that always tipped to one side. That way every judgement would yield a clear verdict.

Small Bird decided to punish the creatures' wrongdoings with its beak. Then somebody said, “But your beak is so small, no one would find it hurtful.” Worried, Small Bird tore its mouth wide so it could swallow any creature in one bite.

No one could visit the forest anymore, and bad rumors about the forest began to spread outside. “I heard terrible things happen to any creature that enters the forest."

Fewer and fewer visitors came to the forest, more and more creatures were complaining, fights broke out daily, and yet the birds continued to work even harder to make the forest peaceful again.

The day when Big Bird's eyes that could see hundreds of kilometers away, Long Bird who could judge any sin, and Small Bird's mouth that could devour everything united into one, darkness fell upon the forest. Creatures screamed in terror and fear at the sight of the bird, and the forest soon fell into mayhem.

Then, in the middle of all the chaotic cries, someone shouted:

“It's the beast! A big, scary monster lives in the black, dusky forest!”

The beast is here? The three birds, now as one, looked around but there was no one to be seen. The bird began to prowl the forest, looking for the monster. The forest would be in trouble if the beast really showed up.

But there was nothing. There were no creatures, no sun and moon, and no beast. All that was left was just a bird and the Black Forest.
About me
My name is Jaxer and I'm 25.
I'm Bi and I use They/Them
Semi crazy, though I do try my best to be chill.

When it comes to games, I like Rogue like/lites, ARPG's, friend slop, and the occasional shooter.
Big fan of Star Wars, Pokemon , Metroid, Fnaf.

Feel free to add me, but if you do pls send me a message or something, getting added only for there to be silence is scary and you will probably be removed.

Remember, in hard times some sage advice comes to mind. "Only you can shut the f*** up"
Favorite Game
Screenshot Showcase
One for the history books gentlemen.
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No Man's Sky
Recent Activity
1,332 hrs on record
Currently In-Game
77 hrs on record
last played on 25 Apr
23 hrs on record
last played on 24 Apr
Duck 23 hours ago 
once upon a time, three happy birds
Moana Lisa 20 Aug, 2025 @ 8:40am 
Ggs Nemi! And don’t let my hours intimidate, I have a lot of game knowledge but not skill to match. I just love the game and have a blast (most of the time). 🫶 Hope to face you again! I love the RE killers☺️
SaltySandwich 19 Aug, 2025 @ 10:07pm 
+rep can't build a xenoverse 2 CAC to save their own life
vampanini 19 Aug, 2025 @ 9:45pm 
-rep plays clown uses the same 4 perks that literally everyone runs the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gen regression meta slave, needs to use pain res to win absolute no skill loser so bad at the game had to tunnel to win even though they're playing a BROKEN CHARACTER like how ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad can you be at the game and with almost 1k hours too you are a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ joke genuinely get a life you absolute loser get a job uninstall the game
Whitney 4 Jul, 2025 @ 10:46am 
+rep mikaela. p.s. im sorry for being your 13th reason by sandbagging you. i hope you forgive me
Jaxer 9 Jun, 2025 @ 11:20pm 
LMFAO, get good