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Happy New Year!

+rep Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.

-rep I’ll never forget where I was the day grumpy cat died. There i was. at a Minecraft birthday party with my friends celebrating 10 wonderful years, all wearing our grass party hats and drinking healing potions listening to chirp on the jukebox. That’s when it happened. Our friend Olivia burst into the room, tears making paths through her green creeper facepaint. “Guys, Grumpy Cat, he’s dead.” The room went silent, the record scratched. The only sound was the cluck of our chicken farm and the gurgles of some distant zombies. After the shock hit us we all joined Olivia in tears and sat down. Reminiscing on how much joy grumpy cat had brought us. “I had fun once, it was awful” Olivia wispered. This only brought us more tears. We made a decision, we would never be able to enjoy the anniversary of Minecraft again, and would from here on out mourn the loss of our beloved Grumpy Cat. We all dyed our leather armor black, turned on ward on the jukebox and sat in silence.

+rep really into roleplaying. It's a shame he RP's a pacifist in CS:GO.

-rep hacker

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.