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gluteus maximus 8 Jan, 2020 @ 7:13pm 
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way. He just ran out of thyme. Here today, gone tomato. His wife is still upset, cheese still not over it. We never sausage a tragedy coming. Ashes to ashes, crust to crust. There’s just not mushroom for Italian chefs in today’s world. Want to know what the rough parts of Italy are called? The spaghetto. Don’t call yourself Italian if you weren’t baptized in marinara sauce.
gluteus maximus 8 Jan, 2020 @ 7:13pm 
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way. He just ran out of thyme. Here today, gone tomato. His wife is still upset, cheese still not over it. We never sausage a tragedy coming. Ashes to ashes, crust to crust. There’s just not mushroom for Italian chefs in today’s world. Want to know what the rough parts of Italy are called? The spaghetto. Don’t call yourself Italian if you weren’t baptized in marinara sauce.
gluteus maximus 8 Jan, 2020 @ 7:13pm 
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way. He just ran out of thyme. Here today, gone tomato. His wife is still upset, cheese still not over it. We never sausage a tragedy coming. Ashes to ashes, crust to crust. There’s just not mushroom for Italian chefs in today’s world. Want to know what the rough parts of Italy are called? The spaghetto. Don’t call yourself Italian if you weren’t baptized in marinara sauce.
gluteus maximus 8 Jan, 2020 @ 7:13pm 
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way. He just ran out of thyme. Here today, gone tomato. His wife is still upset, cheese still not over it. We never sausage a tragedy coming. Ashes to ashes, crust to crust. There’s just not mushroom for Italian chefs in today’s world. Want to know what the rough parts of Italy are called? The spaghetto. Don’t call yourself Italian if you weren’t baptized in marinara sauce.
gluteus maximus 8 Jan, 2020 @ 7:12pm 
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way. He just ran out of thyme. Here today, gone tomato. His wife is still upset, cheese still not over it. We never sausage a tragedy coming. Ashes to ashes, crust to crust. There’s just not mushroom for Italian chefs in today’s world. Want to know what the rough parts of Italy are called? The spaghetto. Don’t call yourself Italian if you weren’t baptized in marinara sauce.
gluteus maximus 8 Jan, 2020 @ 7:12pm 
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way. He just ran out of thyme. Here today, gone tomato. His wife is still upset, cheese still not over it. We never sausage a tragedy coming. Ashes to ashes, crust to crust. There’s just not mushroom for Italian chefs in today’s world. Want to know what the rough parts of Italy are called? The spaghetto. Don’t call yourself Italian if you weren’t baptized in marinara sauce.
gluteus maximus 16 Nov, 2019 @ 11:17am 
I like your style. Accept friend request dammit
gluteus maximus 16 Nov, 2019 @ 11:17am 
I like your style. Accept friend request dammit
gluteus maximus 16 Nov, 2019 @ 11:17am 
I like your style. Accept friend request dammit
gluteus maximus 16 Nov, 2019 @ 11:17am 
I like your style. Accept friend request dammit
Big Bantha 5 Aug, 2019 @ 3:44pm 
Wow. my grammar is great.
Big Bantha 5 Aug, 2019 @ 3:43pm 
I like your style. Accept friend request dammit
Genghis Khan 3 Jul, 2019 @ 12:40pm 
-rep Can not say "The 1973 Chilean coup d'état was a watershed moment in both the history of Chile and the Cold War. Following an extended period of social unrest and political tension between the opposition-controlled Congress of Chile and the socialist President Salvador Allende, as well as economic warfare ordered by U.S. President Richard Nixon, Allende was overthrown by the armed forces and national police" in Slovakian
JKP9 30 Jun, 2019 @ 8:54pm 
-rep got angry at me because I didn't know about the Ecuadorian-Peruvian war of 1941
gluteus maximus 30 Jun, 2019 @ 8:50pm 
- rep sent me a hentai game
prid? 10 Jun, 2019 @ 1:08pm 
-rep kind of a ♥♥♥♥♥♥
gluteus maximus 10 Jun, 2019 @ 1:06pm 
-rep cheating lol
JKP9 2 Oct, 2018 @ 8:14pm 
y e s
prid? 2 Oct, 2018 @ 8:05pm 
yeah jp did
he?.................................
Kv 2 Oct, 2018 @ 11:43am 
idk did I?....................................................................
prid? 6 Aug, 2018 @ 12:37am 
Kyle Gomez
JKP9 5 Aug, 2018 @ 7:45pm 
Did you just parody the starbound update speech?:headcrab:
Kv 5 Aug, 2018 @ 7:44pm 
the dawn of a new era half life 2 august 6 2018 playthrough
prid? 5 Jul, 2018 @ 6:24pm 
I gotta feeling that tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good, good night
A feeling that tonight's gonna be a good night
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That tonight's gonna be a good, good night
A feeling, woohoo, that tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good, good night
A feeling, woohoo, that tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good, good night
Tonight's the night, let's live it up
I got my money, let's spend it up
Go out and smash it like oh my God
Jump off that sofa, let's get, get off
I know that we'll have a ball
If we get down and go out and just lose it all
Wheezy 28 Mar, 2018 @ 6:04pm 
The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding
JKP9 25 Dec, 2017 @ 3:50pm 
Thanks?
prid? 25 Dec, 2017 @ 9:34am 
hey sexy baby, have a great 2018
JKP9 16 Aug, 2017 @ 11:15am 
lol nice one
Wheezy 16 Aug, 2017 @ 10:46am 
and so are you. #roasted
JKP9 23 Jun, 2016 @ 7:34pm 
ALL HAIL THE SUMMER SALE!
Wheezy 19 Jun, 2016 @ 6:34am 
Hello Grasshopper.:csgogun:
JKP9 24 Feb, 2016 @ 6:23pm 
:SBpenguin:
gluteus maximus 27 Jan, 2016 @ 12:19pm 
CRASHLANDS!!!!!!!!:SBHorse:
JKP9 23 Dec, 2015 @ 6:27pm 
I dont know what a platyear is...... but happy platymas
Wheezy 23 Dec, 2015 @ 4:26pm 
Merry Platymas JP
Wheezy 23 Dec, 2015 @ 4:25pm 
Happy Platypyear!
braeden 5 Dec, 2015 @ 8:50am 
My 0 is not working -_-
braeden 5 Dec, 2015 @ 8:50am 
It's not Platypus-mas (Christmas] yet
JKP9 5 Dec, 2015 @ 7:50am 
merry platypus-mas
braeden 3 Nov, 2015 @ 1:24pm 
Go on
JKP9 3 Nov, 2015 @ 12:58pm 
Kerp
braeden 3 Nov, 2015 @ 12:58pm 
Get on Skerp
JKP9 3 Nov, 2015 @ 12:54pm 
Good for you.
braeden 3 Nov, 2015 @ 12:52pm 
I like Turtles :steamhappy:
gluteus maximus 18 Sep, 2014 @ 4:01pm 
ur awesome