Recent reviews by Slork

A kid approaches me with a sickle
Told him to back off while holding a frying pan
Starts lunging to him
Kid dodges my hits and starts swinging his sickle at me
Was bleeding heavily with him saying "don't mess with me buster"
Somehow 2 zombies aggro'ed onto me starts hitting him
whacked him whilst he was distracted by zombies
killed the kid with a pan
dies from bleeding

10/10 interaction would love to kill more children playing DayZ

After it became F2P its just horrible

GREAT

My Character has a grenade launcher.
Shoots zombies with it.
My whole team dies
10000/10 would want to team kill again

Dear Annoying Thai kids

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Id Love this game
But everyone in this game kills you on sight
Even if your a fresh spawn they kill you on sight
Even when they wanna make a trade deal they betray you
Even when you helped them they still kill you

dear betrayers

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Day 21: I joined a public server, it started winter. Collected some grass and twigs to survive the winter. Plus collecting some food for winter. Asked the server "Where is base?" they ignored me.

Day 22: It started snowing. I got no winter stuff it started snowing I met 2 really friendly untalkative people. They told me they just joined too but they gave me some wood, twigs, grass and food. I found a cave and went inside collecting some stuff to make science and alchemy engine.

Day 23: Made a thermal stone and felt confident to survive the winter. The new comers all died except for me. They all left the game except the people who lives in their base.

Day 24: 2 griefers joined, I asked the people who lived in the base to pick me up then the 2 griefers lied and said "He burned the base" "His at your base stealing your ♥♥♥♥". His other griefer friend supported him and said "Im a witness, I saw him burning your base and stealing the food".

But then I was really far away from their base and lived in a cave solo.
They were convinced by the 2 griefers and votekicked me.
I got banned.
10/10 would want to meet the community again