Recent reviews by Internet Lizard (real)

since I know nobody's gonna read this review I'll take this time to say that I'm a fuzzy-wuzzy silly-willy femboy boykisser~~!! >//W//<

Uhm... ahem... I mean...

Secure Boot and TPM 2.0 requirement and Easy Anticheat malware pre-installed is honestly enough for me to not recommend this game, but then you combine that with the fact that this game does absolutely nothing to redeem itself. Even looking past the fact that Geoff Keighley hyped us up for Arena Hero Shooter Slop Game #897 at the Game Awards, this game just isn't anything remarkable and probably is going to be Wildlight's Concord.

huge lesbian energy from this game and I love it

It's an incredible puzzle game with beautiful art, great music, clever puzzles, a compelling story, and awesome characters. It's short, but it's sweet, and well worth the price tag in my eyes. If you've got a thing for puzzle games or meta-jokes, pick this game up!

Gameplay is basic asf, but the story is great and the writing is funny. It's only five bucks, buy it before I call The Salesman on you.

bru game hard af

I played this game on 3DS before I played it anywhere else, and the game is almost exactly as I remember it. Overall, it's honestly a great indie platformer, and I'd highly recommend it.

UPDATE: As of Oct. 18th, 2025, the memory leak issues seem to be gone entirely. I dunno if the game updated or a switch just flipped somewhere else on my PC, but all of a sudden the game runs smooth as butter. Really, pick this game up and give it a try!

For the company.

this will be Angband in 2015

Anyone who says this game isn't worth the money has no clue what they're talking about.

It's THREE DOLLARS. I've gotten all of three hours of playtime out of it so far, but I'm still not fully done with the game. It's cute, charming, fun, surprisingly expansive, all for less than a Big Mac combo meal at McDonald's. If you think this game *ISN'T* worth the money, you're out of your mind.

If you find yourself with a few bucks to spare, pick this game up! You won't regret it. It's not hard to leave running in the background, either.

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Story of Undertale
I fell from the light
Talk? Or should I fight?
Monster genocide
This my Undertale
I fell through a cave on Mount Ebott
I faced an evil talking flower in a pot
Explains the plot
Wants me dead, wants me to rot
Toriel saves me, takes me to her home
And hooks me up with a
brand-new monster phone
Leaves me alone

But I escape and meet some bones
Should I be a pacifist?
Or should I use my fists?
I'm feeling evil, think
I'll kill them all
I'm homicidal and I've got a taste
I want to wipe out the monster race
I've got no patience,
I've got no resolve
I will slaughter, screw the dialogue

I fell from the light
Talk? Or should I fight?
Monster genocide
This my Undertale
I'll slaughter Undyne,
I'll waste who I choose
With all this EXP there's
no way that I'll lose
Now watch me move
I won't stop, I'm feelin' rude
Asgore is shaking, he hears my approach
I'll slaughter Sans and
squash his bro like a roach
Chara's my coach
All these monsters I will poach

Screw being pacifist
I think I'll use my fists
I'm feeling evil, think
I'll kill them all
I'm homicidal and I've got a taste
I want to wipe out the monster race

I've got no patience,
I've got no resolve
I will slaughter, screw the dialogue
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
I'm in a different trail
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Story of Undertale
I fell from the light
Talk? Or should I fight?
Monster genocide
This my Undertale
Burnt pan, toy knife, use
a stick to take your life
Tough glove, ballet shoes, epic
fight like front-page news

King Asgore wants to collect human souls
Seven of them is his ultimate goal
Open the door to humanity's realm
Start a new war (humans overwhelm)
I'm homicidal and I've got a taste

I want to wipe out the monster race
I've got no patience,
I've got no resolve
I will slaughter, screw the dialogue