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Recent reviews by I'mCroozy

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1 person found this review helpful
524.2 hrs on record (233.4 hrs at review time)
I do genuinely really enjoy this game but all my teammates are my old grandma who was cloned 5 times for the sole purpose of making me lose every game I play. I think Deadpool will keep me playing forever if he's released.
Posted 6 August, 2025.
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347.2 hrs on record (176.9 hrs at review time)
WE ARE SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BACK!!!!!!!
Posted 4 May, 2024. Last edited 21 September, 2024.
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78.3 hrs on record (22.7 hrs at review time)
The game has been out for 2 days. I have almost 24 hours in this game. Let me explain.

This game is GENUINE fun. You can't be looking at JJK Cursed Clash thinking "f**k me I wish this was another Naruto Ultimate Ninja Storm game or Demon Slayer".... oh, you mean two games with a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ netcode that looked beautiful and died almost instantly?

I understand wanting good graphics and fun fast gameplay, but that isn't necessary at all for this kind of game. Not doing damage unless you incorporate cursed energy is perfect for a JJK game, you have to admit they NAILED the representation of JJK. The fighting is fun and unique for each character you pick, Nobara is ranged and has an attack you can activate whenever you damn well feel like it. Sukuna is telegraphed with slow-wind up moves (that actually make him move at insane speeds), which is perfect in my opinion. Todo (my main) is a disorienting, whiff punishing madman who deals good damage and has the most fun ability (and most in depth) in the entire game. I love this game!

Is it worth £50? Probably not, no. In fact, no it's not.
But ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ its fun. You got PvP, PvE, story mode... some people didn't like it because its just pictures, but I don't care about season 1 so its aight for me. I just love the gameplay anyway.

Graphics aren't even that bad guys c'mon. Look at some of the animations and impact frames, beautifully done. Especially Todo's black flash and Jogo's Domain Expansion.

9/10 I love this game. Should you buy it? Yeah, if you're not a whiny b**ch.
Posted 3 February, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
1.5 hrs on record
shot a b**ch in the throat with a hose and she started speaking ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ at me
Posted 15 September, 2023.
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255 people found this review helpful
115 people found this review funny
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5.9 hrs on record (3.6 hrs at review time)
Spent like 3 hours creating a character and 30 seconds fapping
I play this s**t on my main account too, just to show everyone how it really be these days.

Excellent Game
Posted 15 September, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
153.2 hrs on record (24.9 hrs at review time)
I have been trying to have sex with shadowheart for 24 hours now
Posted 31 August, 2023.
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11.9 hrs on record (8.6 hrs at review time)
I'm always going about daily life with rhythm, music is something I'm incredibly passionate about.

So then they just made a game about EXACTLY THAT and, as you might expect, it's one of the best games ever made.
100% get this game. Don't even wait for sale, just get it now.
Posted 20 June, 2023.
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1,038.5 hrs on record (1,037.9 hrs at review time)
not bad
Posted 24 March, 2023.
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21 people found this review helpful
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15.9 hrs on record (14.0 hrs at review time)
I genuinely dislike this game, compared to the first one.
If you want to experience something cool... play this game FIRST and THEN play Aragami 1. You'll be like "oh wow the developers are idiots why did they do that" and it will make you love Aragami 1 even more.

Basically the first game is SO much better, please play that one instead.
Posted 9 February, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
8.0 hrs on record (1.7 hrs at review time)
makes me feel like I'm worth something to society
Posted 2 January, 2023.
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