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BEHOLD, A TRUE GAMER WARRIOR! AND I, SKYLUE!
YOUR FEARS MADE FLESH!
LOYAL IN LOBBY YOU MAY SEEM, FOUL PLAYER...
BUT I SHALL ZEUS YOUR ROTTEN HIDE AT ROUND START
WITH A HAIL OF LAUGHTER
WITH EVERY LAST DROP OF MY BEING
GRAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHH
I wanna be the one whose name you put in your bio with a heart so people know you already have a bro for life not some random e-gf. I want your entire wall to be me roasting you, hyping you up, and reminding everyone that you’re mine. I want us in VC every night, gaming ‘til dawn, watching you stream just so I can hear your dumb little reactions 😤🎧🎮
But you? You act like you don’t even notice. It hecking kills me. IV0... I will CUT YOU DOWN, BREAK YOU APART, SPLAY THE FORE OF YOUR PROFANE FROM ACROSS THE STARS! I WILL GRIND YOU DOWN UNTIL THE VERY SPARKS CRY FOR MERCY! MY HANDS SHALL RELISH ENDING YOU... HERE! AND! NOW! if you don't bro up and accept your fate as my emotionally claimed gamer partner.
So decide. Right now.
Anyway see you on Elden Ring.