Diary of a Soiled Man:

"Well, the reviews say this is scary but it doesn't look bad..
Huh-Huh 'Cry of Fear', I wonder if I will findout what a real cry of fear sounds like..
Installs and loads up ok, select difficulty... Uh, Medium, I guess..
Cool cinematic intro, this might be fun. Boring train ride and car crash intrigue. Noice..
Ok, now I got this. No gun but this camera might do the trick..
Taking pictures now, learning the game, nothing to worry about..
Click. Click. Pictures are good. Click. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!!
[spins in circles pressing esc three times] All done here..
Good thing I chose Medium difficulty.
Unfortunately, not only do I know what a cry of fear truely sounds like,
I now also know what a cry of fear feels like: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, apparently..
Also, a cry of fear tends to smell a bit like poo~"

Diary of a Soiled Man: "Well, the reviews say this is scary but it doesn't look bad.. Huh-Huh 'Cry of Fear', I wonder if I will findout what a real cry of fear sounds like.. Installs and loads up ok, select difficulty... Uh, Medium, I guess.. Cool cinematic intro, this might be fun. Boring train ride and car crash intrigue. Noice.. Ok, now I got this. No gun but this camera might do the trick.. Taking pictures now, learning the game, nothing to worry about.. Click. Click. Pictures are good. Click. FUCKSHITHELL!! [spins in circles pressing esc three times] All done here.. Good thing I chose Medium difficulty. Unfortunately, not only do I know what a cry of fear truely sounds like, I now also know what a cry of fear feels like: Fuckshithell, apparently.. Also, a cry of fear tends to smell a bit like poo~"