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3.8 hrs on record
If you hate factorio, this is the game for you.
Posted 7 September, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
21.3 hrs on record (14.0 hrs at review time)
Do not read, watch, or learn anything about this game. Play it.
Posted 27 November, 2021.
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2.5 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
a vivid experience
Posted 17 August, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
177.3 hrs on record (172.6 hrs at review time)
roll into the attack, not away from it
Posted 16 July, 2021.
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126 people found this review helpful
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7,522.0 hrs on record (298.4 hrs at review time)
The greatest videogame ever made.
Easily the pinnacle of computational power, and unquestionably of all human achievement.

A monumental artifact of raw and unrelenting emotion, Conan the Mighty Pig reminds us what it is truly like to be human.
Posted 22 August, 2017. Last edited 16 September, 2017.
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10.7 hrs on record (7.8 hrs at review time)
Beautiful.
I used to hate the ocean. It's deep, dark, and kind of murky.

I still hate the ocean, just a lot less.

One of my top ten greatest scores from games, the music is superb and fits the game incredibly well.
Buy it, play it, appreciate it.
Posted 3 June, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
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6.6 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Crab-Stabbing Micheal Phellps Simulator

There are sharks and sticks

Graphics would be good if I had a better computer
Posted 27 January, 2015.
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2 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
0.7 hrs on record
I personally don't like it that much, but it's great otherwise

Stamp things and other things
Posted 27 January, 2015.
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7 people found this review funny
10.3 hrs on record (1.3 hrs at review time)
For twelve years, I have been haunted by this game.
I was not even ten years old when I was first exposed to it, and only in horrific, monstrous vignettes. A youtube clip here, a screenshot there, would keep me up at night in cold sweats.
Simple thinking about what it would be like to wake up in that castle made my heart rate spike; dread creep through my blood. Nothing could come close to giving me such a visceral response like Amnesia could.

Twelve years later, I decided that I would finish the game to overcome my crippling fear.
In my over two decades of life, it was one of the hardest things I have ever done.
Let me tell you, this game, is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ scary. But you will come out the other side a warrior.
Posted 28 November, 2014. Last edited 19 December, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
199.1 hrs on record (23.9 hrs at review time)
There's a class for every playstyle, and and a class to counter every other. And, Hats!
Posted 25 October, 2014.
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