Don't hang up yet
I'm not done
I'm an expert
I'm the one
The one who was right all along
Better to be laughed at than wrong!
I'm an expert
In my field
UFOlogy? Yes it's all real!
Ancient aliens?
It's all true
I'm an expert just like you
and like you I'm a genius!
Before my time
Disbelieving THAT'S the real crime!
Pretty soon they'll discover me...
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