Instant Regret
Symptoms include mouth fires, hallucinations of dragons, and questioning your life choices.

Loss of Dignity
Do not consume in public unless you're cool with crying, sweating, and screaming like a wounded banshee.

Time Travel
May send you straight to 5 minutes into the future with no memory of how you got on the floor.

Spice-Induced Enlightenment
You may see God. Or just your ancestors judging you.

Fire Breath
Do not operate near flammable materials. Or humans. Or mirrors.

Ego Evaporation
HotPepper™ humbles all. Even your macho friend Chad.

Spicy Flashbacks
Weeks later, a burp may still trigger PTSD.

Legal Disclaimer
By handling HotPepper™, you waive your right to complain, cry, or sue anyone except yourself.

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