This dude knows what he is about.

Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent

I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement.

Hey cutie! * attempts to hide my tail and wings and massive horse wolf ♥♥♥♥ * s-so...h how's your day? * sweats * hehe... so-so... I was wondering... When you were going to get out of school for Christmas haha... so we could,, * gulp " h-hang out... haha.. Y-YOU don't gotta!! it's ok!! i'll just.. s-stay lonely forever hah... * eyes shine cutely as i purr. * hey-uhm- i know this is sudden but- * grabs your hand and kisses it * wanna- wanna be my gf? * smiles *

*bites u*

happy easter Xan!! 🐣

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