ez

rawrrrrrrrr

*f-15 noises*

😳 Wow! There’s a boymoder in my lobby!
Stop… Should I tell her how I feel about her?
Nah… 😔 Please don’t. Please don’t.
No, then she’ll know I’m a simb 😩💔
I know what I’ll do! I’ll win her over with my gameplay! 🎯😎
What the ♥♥♥♥ is this dude on about?
WOAH!!! That was weird…
It’s almost like they can hear my thoughts 😵
But that’s impossible.
My teammates seem cool, and I’m letting them down 😞
Better start trying harder. 💪
My rizz quirk is usually stronger,
but the last boymoder depleted my powers 😓
Once my powers regenerate… then I can go level 1000 and become Super Rizzler 💥
998… 999… 1000!
HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 😩😩😩

Sorry, my English is terrible
Pardon for my inexcusably poor understanding of the Anglo-Frisian-Germanic language, and thus regional dialects, known by native speakers as "English". Indeed I do give my upmost effort to educate myself and better my understanding and thus comprehension of such an unusual yet widely used modern foreign language, but alas my efforts have so far encountered nothing but limited success. The combinations of both Latin and Germanic lexis have so far proved to be a serious tribulation for my progress.

However, I do not share such linguistic capabilities and expansive lexicon in my understanding of "English", so therefore I must once again profusely apologise for my such poor use of the vocabulary, Grammar and other such linguistic factors that one must consider in this context.

- Your fav Czech ♥♥♥♥♥♥ with love.

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~