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Recent reviews by The Patriotic Traitor

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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1 person found this review funny
43.0 hrs on record (40.8 hrs at review time)
The finest brainrot to be developed. Can't wait for EDF 10!
Posted 25 September, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
2,955.2 hrs on record (2,951.8 hrs at review time)
3,000 hours, cannot recommend.
Posted 19 June, 2024.
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115.1 hrs on record (90.2 hrs at review time)
This is the good stuff right here.
Posted 28 March, 2024.
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469.0 hrs on record (436.5 hrs at review time)
Arrowhead needs to fix the game before I will switch this review back to positive.
Posted 3 March, 2024. Last edited 19 October, 2025.
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2 people found this review helpful
40.9 hrs on record (6.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Eldritch Jeff Bezos has already forced me to put down my piss bottle for the quota and that's after I killed my all my friends for a blood sacrifice. SOMEONE HELP!
Posted 25 November, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
8.7 hrs on record (8.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Jesus ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ christ.
Posted 8 November, 2023. Last edited 25 July, 2025.
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46.2 hrs on record (28.4 hrs at review time)
Someone please help I'm stuck in the character creator.
Posted 12 September, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
245.4 hrs on record (85.3 hrs at review time)
I sent a giant robot back to 2016 with an epic hydraulic press.
Posted 7 August, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
159.0 hrs on record (103.0 hrs at review time)
Remember: Antagonize Michah.
Posted 27 February, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
388.9 hrs on record (301.7 hrs at review time)
>Lower MMR to one
>Get fanning and a chain pistol
>Scream YEE-HAW as loud as you can in VC as soon as you see someone
>Empty all your rounds.
>Refuse to elaborate and extract.
Posted 24 February, 2023.
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