no....you can't break up with me... you've seen me naked... you've seen my cutie mark.. you know it is literally just a picture of your face.... please :(....

no, yeah, i was surprised it predicted your bangs before you'd got them too

PLEASE BE MY BOYFRIEND!! ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIR!!!! EVERYTIME we play DBD i pretend its a date <3(ILOVE YOU) and i sometimes let u win on the basketball hoops in phasmophobia just because i like seeing u happy... god i cant go on without you. im counting down the days til ur back. i hope youve missed me as much as i miss you,, SPEAK TO YOU SOON <3 xxx

I'm chimp hater

I got pantsed at school yesterday. It was really embarrassing, and everyone was laughing at me, so I thought I’d do the only rational thing I could think of. I pulled my underwear down and started furiously masturbating to assert dominance. My crush was in the room so it was really easy to get the soldier up. Everyone was too shocked to say anything, I think they were paralyzed from the fear too. Anyways, after a few minutes of cranking I squirted baby batter all over my crush. She started screaming and ran out of the room. Everyone was yelling at me, the teacher even walked in and took me to the principal’s office. I got expelled and I might get a sexual assault charge soon. At least I asserted dominance though. Stay sigma, fellow kings 🐺🐺🐺

right then lass youve been quite the horrid little wench u have, Methinks a few lashes across the bottom should fix u, u saucy tart, the safe word is 'oi guv not so bloody hard', innit

+rep I hope if i ever get cancer and shave my head and then get cancer again and die that i can be in your arms

PLEASE BE MY BOYFRIEND!! ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIR!!!! EVERYTIME we play DBD i pretend its a date <3(ILOVE YOU) and i sometimes let u win on the basketball hoops in phasmophobia just because i like seeing u happy... god i cant go on without you. im counting down the days til ur back. i hope youve missed me as much as i miss you,, SPEAK TO YOU SOON <3 xxx

IM ANGRY that we LIVE in an age of TECHNOLOGY!!.. you're so close yet SO FAR AWAY :(
(this makes me sad) hearing your voice isnt enough for me anymore. 2have you on my computer but NOT in person is UNFAIR and torture. i will resist temptation. i wish we lived in EUROPE together>>(now im angry)) if only we were lived in a time without technology.. so i could exist without knowing THE PERFECT MATCH4ME (my_soulmate) is out there somewhere...OR Better yet,,, we could live in our cave together..nothing2do but paint on cave walls and WRESTLE;)

AT NIGHT i sometimes imagine different scenarios of us meeting,, perhaps you catch my glance as we pass on the street. i do not look away. we stare into each others eyes for what seems like a lifetime.or maybe there's a shooting and i dive in front of the bullet for you*but survive) and you come to say thanks in the hospital- a special thankyou :) I CANT keep you out of my mind and I DONT want2. please make my dream come true and let us be together. even for a moment. my life would be complete.

Hihams, you were the medic that tried to save my fren, ill never forget you <3 heres the video of it https://youtu.be/EJRbT_7Me7Q

it was fun lol

the truth is that i have a crush on you and i just feel like i don't have a right to do so since i don't even know you properly i mean i have no idea about your favourite food or your favourite animal and it just makes me so sad i mean it's really weird to have a crush on person who is almost completely stranger to me but hah i guess that that is the world of adults since people met at bars and online and stuff but i guess that when you meet someone online on some crappy dating site you at least know something idk idk im sorry i'm weird and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up and a mess and i really apologize for being creepy i never wanted to act like that and it really makes me sad since now you must think that i'm a creep or something well i am a creep but i don't want to be a creep but yeah im too weak so i can't really change myself and yeah okay bye

OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life