So I was waiting in line to vote when all of a sudden this voting "official" came up to me and said that there was something wrong with my voter registration and asked me to follow him to the back. When we went around back he said that I had to take off my pants and show my ♥♥♥♥ because penis size is the most accurate way to confirm voter identity. Because I thought he was a voting official I swiftly removed my pants and underwear to show him my member. After he fondled it for a bit he said it was good and I could go back into the line. It was only after I voted I realized that he forgot to check my balls too!!! He was obviously not certified to check such an area and I immediately contacted the security guards about his presence. Please do not fall for any tricks like I did! stay safe and happy voting!

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

bro that new tyler album pretty fire

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Got like thirty-two thousand in one of my pockets
The other one, that's where the Glock at (Glock)
You little ♥♥♥♥♥♥ wanna be internet gangster
Man, tell all these little ♥♥♥♥♥♥ stop that (Ha)
Been done burnt me a ♥♥♥♥♥ in front of the store
Where your mammy and grandmama shop at (♥♥♥♥♥)
Hopped out on a whole other wave from these ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Let's see one of you little ♥♥♥♥♥♥ top that
I will turn a ♥♥♥♥♥ into a convertible
Push me a lil' ♥♥♥♥♥ top back (Vroom)
Her boyfriend be hatin' and callin' her groupie
Just 'cause she like all my music (Ha)
She'll send me a text and then delete the message
He tryna find out, it's confusin'
I don't know what these ♥♥♥♥♥♥ is thinkin' about
Use the brain in your head 'fore you lose it (♥♥♥♥♥)
I'll pull up after school and I'll teach her some ♥♥♥♥
Tell your bro I'm a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥' tutor
'Member I used to cheat off a pretty ♥♥♥♥♥ test
All the teachers, they thought I was stupid (Uh huh)
Was expectin' the box to pull up on a truck

Is that a mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ jojo referance???? WOWEEE AQUA BAD?????????//?????? We do be vibing, and in the words of the famous rapper "Lil Darkie", "FEMALE RAPPERS YELL AND MAKE ME GET HARD" - Lil "Darkie" Darkithan the Dark. Execute all landlords whenhaha?