Recent reviews by HelloMeBob

its halo

Though it may not be super spectacular in graphics, it makes up for it in gameplay. I played over 300 hours of this game when I had it on disc as a kid. Would reccommend!

In an attempt to give the funniest review, I am now going to tell some really cheesy jokes. If you're looking for the review, it'll be under the jokes.

1. A guy walks into a bar, and he says "ouch".

2. E-Flat walks into a bar. The bartender looks over at him, and says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve minors."

3. A blind man walks into a bar, and then a table, and then a chair.

4. A horse walks into a bar, and sits at the counter. The bartender looks at him and says "Why the long face?"

(This next one is a long one)

5. So a big, tough looking trucker walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man who is just sitting on the stool, staring at his full glass. The trucker, attempting to look tough, grabs the mans glass, and drinks the entire drink. The man next to him suddenly bursts into tears. The trucker, slightly confused, apologizes and says "I didn't mean to make you cry, don't worry, i'll buy you a new one!". The man looks up at the trucker and says, "it's not your fault. It's just that today has been such a hard day. My dog died. Then my wife left me, and she took the kids. Then I lost my job, I totaled my car, and you just drunk my poison!"


Now that I have finished with the jokes, let me tell you about the masterpiece known as Cyberprank 2069.

This game is guaranteed to give you a solid 30 minutes of breathtaking graphics!

It also is probably superior to Cyberpunk 2077 because it literally comes with its own browser!

Overall a 10/10 experience!

Thanks for coming to my TED Talk!

(Also, I hope you enjoyed this review! Karen took the kids, and this review is all I have left...)

So I've heard been seeing a lot of negative reviews on this game, and I just wanted to clear some things up. First of all, this game still feels a bit unfinished. Unfortunately the developers made the same mistake as so many others these days and released it before it was ready. But don't make the same mistake as so many others who have refunded this game and assume this is the final product.

This game, though still somewhat glitchy and a bit unoptimized, is definitely worth the money. And what you see right now definitely isn't the final product. The developers have done a great job with fixing bugs and optimizing the game. And if they keep things up, this game has the potential to become one of the best WWII shooters of all time!

And aside from these glitches, this game is a blast! The gameplay is always fun and engaging, and the community is fantastic! They really have done a great job in creating a game that balances

If I had to rate this game as it is right now, I would probably have to give it a 6/10. Just because it still feels like an early access game right now. And it still probably should be in early access.

But this game absolutely has the potential to become a 10/10. And it gets closer to that with every update!

When I saw the news about this game being F2P and adding Battle Royale, I nearly Vommitted. I bought this game years ago, and quit playing because of the rediculous ammount of toxcicity and hackers. I bought it on this again a month ago on this account and encountered the same problem. What do they do to fix this? They make the game F2P!!! And that's not all, they were very considerate to the millions of people who bought the game. Instead of giving us out ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ money back, they gave us some cute little weapon skins and a hat... Cause that's what all the people who wasted money on this game wanted, a bunch of useless ♥♥♥♥. I have never been more angry about a game in my life! valve has not only added to the games original issues, but they've added more!

This game is a classic. It's an fps, but you also have to control a squad of 3 other elite clone troopers. This mechanic adds a new challenge that seperates it from other fps games. There has never been a more badass video game squad than Delta Squad

So let me start with saying, almost every sequel ever made is not as good as the first game in the franchise. But holy crap this game is soooooooo awesome. I dare say that it is even better than the first. I have played the single-player campaign all the way through so many times! it is a long campaign, with lots of plot twists in the story. And just a tip, play the single player first before you play the co-op, because the co-op story goes along with the single player story, and if you know what happened in the single player, the co-op will give you soooooooooo many ah-ha moments that your brain might literally explode. So to sum it up this game might be one of the best games ever made, and i would reccomend it 1,000,000 times over.

The developers decided to take away all of the mountains, and created a new system of microtransactions which requires a monthly subscribtion to any mountain that you want. This game used to be amazing, I got it in early 2015, and have even bought items in the game to support the devs. But they have decided to get greedy. If they go back to the way it was, I will be able to support the game again. But the fact that they have completely screwed all of the games loyal supporters over, makes me never want to play this game again. Not that I could even if I wanted to of course, cause I can't afford monthly subscriptions. By doing what they have, they have completely changed my mind about what used to be an awesome game. This game has been ruined

I know i'm like the only one to recommend this game, but I liked it. It has a decent storyline, and mostly sticks with star wars lore. It is a little bit short though. If I were you I would get it, but on sale.

This game is awesome. As long as you like super cool, amazingly fun sandbox oriented games, this will be a great game for you