Recent reviews by HatchChilly

Do you ever wish you could collect things and go to sleep with no one complaining?
Do you like the adrenaline rush when everything breaks down because you ran out of water when you needed it most?
Do you love a game where everyone has a unique backstory, no one looks or sounds alike, and everyone has a personality?
Do you cherish the moments when you're giving a gift to the love of your life and one day, they go, "Oh... okay. I'll hold onto this for you!"?
Do you enjoy having everyone ask you to help them because your coworker is really slow?
Do you go head overs heels for a boss that doesn't do anything and takes all the credit his employees do?

Yes? Then this is the game for you!

I laugh every time a Karen makes a review on my restaurant

The last time I played this game was on March 26th, 2020. I've been waiting so long, that I forgot I was waiting and I'm almost at 400 days. Guess I'll be updating this on April 30th

Edit: It is now August 24th, because I forgot. The wait(forget) was 10/10. Would wait and forget again.

angry santa = good paycheck 10/10

The point of the game is to let each person starve one by one, so nobody starves with another

It's all fun and games until a carnotaurus decides he wants to hang out with you every time you reload a save hoping he'll go in the opposite direction

I stop when the traffic light goes green. Sometimes, if I'm feeling like a daredevil, I'll go in reverse

Things to understand before you play the game:
-It intentionally tries to make you sad when you expect to be happy
-There'll never be too many cat girls (and bunnies)
-Be attached to any and every character to your heart's content, no matter what people say
-Moogles

The match doesn't start until halfway through it when someone finally peaks their head around a corner or at a window and gets shot

Still waiting for the desert to turn black