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459.2 hrs on record (458.1 hrs at review time)
The Warframe experience is coming back every year in december for the 1-2h main story quest and get blueballed because it raises more questions than it answers but man is it so good every time
Posted 13 December, 2025.
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12.9 hrs on record
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I would love to love this game, but I knew it was going to be bad when I realized the coombrain director added dodge rolls to a diablo clone
Posted 14 September, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.7 hrs on record
Strap in bozo, we're about to learn what it means to be human
Posted 29 May, 2025.
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4.1 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
Miku Miku you can call me Miku
Posted 21 December, 2024.
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7.1 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
"Overwatch" vs Overwatch
Posted 8 July, 2023.
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1,213.7 hrs on record (486.7 hrs at review time)
A JRPG first, and an MMO second, Final Fantasy XIV contains some of the best writing and moment-to-moment bouts of story I've ever experienced in any story-driven game.

Of course, it takes its time with its worldbuilding but, disregarding some small moments of loredumping in over 300 hours of main story content, I've never felt like the information I was being fed would turn out to be useless.

The writing team masterfully crafts a narrative over several expansions where almost no lore bit is left for dead, moments stick with you long after playing them and the characters and their words are going to live rent-free in your head for the rest of your days.

The game is of course not without flaws, even the length might turn off some people, but if you're ever in the market for what I would say is one of the few single epic (in scale) fantasy adventures and you have a few (hundred) hours to kill, pick this up and never look back.

Also, farming mounts is fun and the community is (mostly) very wholesome.
Posted 29 May, 2023. Last edited 29 May, 2023.
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15.7 hrs on record (5.8 hrs at review time)
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Pizzagate simulator
Posted 16 February, 2023.
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8 people found this review helpful
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0.3 hrs on record
Early Access Review
In very rough shape right now, feels like nothing more than a early alpha
Posted 15 June, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
54.2 hrs on record (30.9 hrs at review time)
Nioh 2 is the unaccepted evolution of soulslike gameplay.

You're not going to find the amazing vistas from Elden Ring, but what you ARE going to find is an incredibly well polished battle system coupled with very creative bosses and enemy types.

Story and music are also an highlight, although the historical setting and the various timeskips may make the story hard to follow.
Posted 25 May, 2022.
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18 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
45.9 hrs on record (45.6 hrs at review time)
The most complex online card game on the market.

It was basically killed by bad marketing and the fact that the average card game player is only able to 1) Buy overpriced packs and 2) Play 1cost -> 2cost ->3cost.

Grab a couple of friends, download it for free, play a couple of phantom draft and then quite after 30minutes because your brain has turned to mush from the possibilities.
Posted 5 January, 2022.
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