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I dont meber this game.

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So, here's my final verdict for Bad Rats Well, I'm currently doing my fourth playthrough of the game (been doing every difficulty) And I still enjoy it just as much as when the first time I played it. I guess that tells you a little bit if the gameplay/story is good, if not, let me go deeper into it.


Story:

Without spoiling anything, I'm going to briefly tell you what the game is about. You're a rat, some guy who was on a nice trip with his friends until everything went downhill. You find yourself caged with your brother on an island full of crazy cats.
Then you have a cat, in my opinion one of the coolest villains ever in video game history. Actually, I'm not gonna tell you anything about him, why don't you just get the game and take a look yourself? Throughout the game, you become more powerful, powerful enough to decide you want to take down the people who run the Islands. Are you able to do so, though? You can only find out yourself. There are 2 different endings.


Gameplay:


Bad Rats offers a LOT. It's not your regular shooter, no, It's more like.. Hmm, It's quite hard to say really. On Rook Island, you can find Guns, animals and useful gear to upgrade your Rat with. You do this by crafting either ammo pouches, medicine, or useful items that can make hunting a little easier. There's quite a lot of different weapons to find/buy, and they all seem to be pretty damn well done. I didn't find any guns that seem underpowered. A single playthrough of the game should take you well over 20 hours, maybe even 30, if you take your time to explore the amazing landscape and secrets the island has to offer. I don't want to go on too much, so I'm just gonna leave you guys to decide wether or not to get the game. Would I recommend it? YES. Absolutely YES. There's nothing you can go wrong with here. Oh, before I miss it, this game support MODS. If you want more of a challenge, try out Ziggy's Mod. It makes the game a lot more challenging by removing the hud, spotting and free weapons.


My final verdict for Bad Rats is a 9/10. Only because it wasn't a perfect game, I still wish the multiplayer could be worked on a bit more, but the 9 goes to the singleplayer alone. Thanks for reading my review, and I hope you'll get your hands on this amazing game. :)

Fun when you are jason

Perhaps one of the biggest and best games of the RPG genre that is one of the few games that continues to improve with age due to the massive modding community who continue to produce incredible extensions to an already beautiful fantasy world. You play the role of the Dragonborn, and the only hope to save the world from destruction from the legendary dragon Alduin the World Eater. Alongside the imminent destruction of the world, a fierce civil war has broken out, and you must decide who to side with, to bring peace to the citizens of Skyrim once again.

Skyrim is a world that gives you the freedom of choice. With such a variety of classes and builds to choose from, you can create the character you want to play as. Create your own story, and follow your own path as the Dragonborn. With superb story-telling and a first-person perspective, you can really get immersed within the Elder Scrolls universe. Or perhaps create your own universe by installing multiple mods.

Having only played through Skyrim with a single character so far, using a selection of mods to improve graphics and features, I still have only brushed the surface of the game. Although an Enhanced edition is now available, this original can certainly look just as good with the right graphical modding. These mods do require a little bit of fiddling, especially with mod organisers, but it is worth it. The enhanced edition does have fewer mods available at the moment, but many modders are working hard to re-release them. Whether I come back to Skyrim via the original or the enhanced edition, time will tell. But I definitely have not had enough, and will return.

Pros:
+ A Massive fantasy open world done right
+ Superb story-telling
+ An incredible immersive experience
+ So many classes and builds allow you to create the character you want to be
+ Well designed dungeons making great use of shortcuts back to the entrance
+ Build your own home, get married, and start a family
+ A Huge amount of side quests available alongside the main questline
+ Massive modding community to create the world you want
+ A lot of the cons can be improved or fixed with mods

Cons:
- Lots of bugs (without the unofficial patches)
- A lot of the dungeons can look and feel the same
- Random appearances of dragons can get a little tiresome
- Not that many interactions you can do with your family
- Not many options to choose from when building your own home
- Children look like potato-head people
- Too tempting and easy to just revert to your previous save if something doesn't go your way, which can take the immersion out of the experience

My Score: 9/10

So, here's my final verdict for Far Cry 3. Well, I'm currently doing my fourth playthrough of the game (been doing every difficulty) And I still enjoy it just as much as when the first time I played it. I guess that tells you a little bit if the gameplay/story is good, if not, let me go deeper into it.


Story:

Without spoiling anything, I'm going to briefly tell you what the game is about. You're jason, some guy who was on a nice trip with his friends until everything went downhill. You find yourself caged with your brother on an island full of crazy pirates.
Then you have Vaas, in my opinion one of the coolest villains ever in video game history. Actually, I'm not gonna tell you anything about him, why don't you just get the game and take a look yourself? Throughout the game, you become more powerful, powerful enough to decide you want to take down the people who run the Islands. Are you able to do so, though? You can only find out yourself. There are 2 different endings.


Gameplay:


Far Cry 3 offers a LOT. It's not your regular shooter, no, It's more like.. Hmm, It's quite hard to say really. On Rook Island, you can find plants, animals and useful gear to upgrade your Jason with. You do this by crafting either ammo pouches, medicine, or useful items that can make hunting a little easier. There's quite a lot of different weapons to find/buy, and they all seem to be pretty damn well done. I didn't find any guns that seem underpowered. A single playthrough of the game should take you well over 20 hours, maybe even 30, if you take your time to explore the amazing landscape and secrets the island has to offer. I don't want to go on too much, so I'm just gonna leave you guys to decide wether or not to get the game. Would I recommend it? YES. Absolutely YES. There's nothing you can go wrong with here. Oh, before I miss it, this game support MODS. If you want more of a challenge, try out Ziggy's Mod. It makes the game a lot more challenging by removing the hud, spotting and free weapons.


My final verdict for Far Cry 3 is a 9/10. Only because it wasn't a perfect game, I still wish the multiplayer could be worked on a bit more, but the 9 goes to the singleplayer alone. Thanks for reading my review, and I hope you'll get your hands on this amazing game. :)

Dinosaur Hunt * 3/10

I'll be honest. I've just bought this game for the badass soundtrack heard in the trailer. I hoped to find it in some folder. After all the game was sold for very few bucks, it's and FPS, there are dinosaurs, so I thought "Why not?". Because reasons...

Dinosaur Hunt is a very simple FPS arena where you're in the middle of big open space arenas like jungles, deserts, small villages, destroyed town and so on. You fight a fistful of different Dinosaurs. End of the gameplay description, simple as that. You can play in coop with friends or online, of course but for some reason I wasn't able to find any server or player at all. I didn't inquire further because I wasn't really interested.

Anyways that's not the first problem or bug in the game as the game seems nothing but a draft. In Single Player Campaign you see random cutscenes made of static pictures and a voice is blabbering about stuff. Obviously no subtitles are included. Seems legit to me. Every time you start the game in the arena you find right next to you boxes with weapons, some ammos and medikits. For no reason at all every time you spawn in the map there is an explosion right next to you and items might fly away. This doesn't help at all the fact that it's kind of odd and hard to aim the weapon or medikit you want to pick up to press use (yes, even medikits and ammo has to be taken, walking on them won't do anything at all), as the "pickup icon" appears kind of randomly and if weapons fly all over the place piling one over the other that's more than useless: that's dumb. But the game can be dumber than that. It's irrelevant that the game will bother you for achievements for EVERY SINGLE ACTION you do, but as you proceed with the game you gain points which will automatically reward you
with new weapons at the beginning of the arena. So this means more weapons will be tidily shown up, right? nope, they'll be randomly thrown all over there. And that's al*BOOOMMMM*. Yes, I forgot the explosion, they're all messed around...

Enemies AI is plain, dinosaurs will just run towards you and you'll just take them down without too much effort. You could virtually go on forever until you end ammos, if the game wasn't so boring without even an enemy representing a real thread to you.

The game is a draft, as I already sadi before. In game you press ESC to open the menu and maybe tweak a couple of options, but if you don't click on "back/Resume" with the cursor and directly hit ESC instead, you will end up with the game proceeding but with the menu still showing up.
The game is a draft with ridiculous problems, such as the rocket launcher... Or should I call it "Sniper Boomer"... Yeah, the rocket launcher simply has a shooting sound unedited and badly balanced that will make your speakers clip and bleed. But no rocket will show up. No explosion will happen. The rocket launcher works like a damn gun. Why, God, why?

Like I said I bought this game for the music. Guess what? Disappeared. In place of that there was a boring plain atmospheric bunch of tunes... Luckily with a recent patch they brought the Metal music back, but, again Why? Why taking them out them bringing them back keeping both kind of musics and allowing the player to choose between the two genres? Unluckily for me I wasn't able to find any music track. They claim to have the soundtrack available for free download in their website. Too bad it's the atmospheric soundtrack...

that's all... Actually not. Icing on the cake? The engine is Unity! OK, actually I have nothing to say about unity this round, but the details for maps, weapons, dinosaurs ( fistful, really) is not that great.

+++PROs+++
SOUNDTRACK. The metal one, of course...
---CONs---
DRAFT. This game is nothing but a draft. A plain gameplay, with buggy menus, plain AI, game mechanics broken and unbalanced. If you buy this game you will pay to get bored.
ACHIEVEMENTS. Really? An achievement for every single weapon you pick up and every map you visit? There are a huge bunch of weapons... And most of them are the same... Just why?

I played this game on this machine:
Intel Core i7-4970
16Gb RAM DDR3
GeForce GTX 660
Windows 10 Professional x64

It’s like Counterstrike with dinosaurs, DINOSAURS WHICH ARE NAZIS!

It's pretty safe to say Dino D-Day is a different kind of World War II shooter, mostly because it features dinosaurs. This game has some kind of sarcastic humor and trys to show the people the worldwar-topic on a funny not serious way. Like WTF THE NAZIS ARE SO OVERPOWERED and have MAGICALLY POWER…!!! HAVE YOU HEARED THEY RESURRECTED THE DINOSAURS FOR A NOT STOPABLE DINOSAUR ARMY?

Ehm… yes thats the game about. xD

Genre: Multiplayer, first person shooter
Graphic: 9/10 good graphic with funny details
Audio: 10/10 realistic sound, historical sound
Teams: Allied nations and Nazis
Characters: 9 different humans, 7 dinosaur classes
All with special abilities and weapons (26 classical weapons from WWII).

Gameplay: 8/10 for the controls; primary it’s a bit confusing but when you are better with the controls and you have a better overview about the map ist pretty funny.

Cons:
I don’t know why but some controls don’t work for me: For example I looked for the keyboard controls and it said „F = weapon option“ but with a human nothing happens when I press F and when I press F with a dinosaur he pees. O: Really…. He pees!
And the R for reload also doesn’t work for me… I have just played it for 2 hours but it’s still a bit confusing for me (so I would be really happy if someone of you can help me out ^^).

An other negative aspect in my eyes that there are just a few people playing this game so there are a lot of server with no players and you don’t have much choice on which server you want to play. It’s also sad that there is just ONE Server with BOTS and I asked myself if this server is in china or where because first time I couldn’t connect and the second time I waited for 5 minutes till I connected with 900+ Ping and frozen pictures / teleport (you maybe know this feeling).
However I still think its a good game because I was 2 hours on a good working server with uhm around 20-30 players the whole time and I had a lot of fun.

You should make your own opinion from the facts but if you play it please let me know! (: