Recent reviews by Gopher™

Masochist Simulator.

A brilliantly comprehensive guide on the art of committing tax evasion. Throughout the presentation, your instructor artfully demonstrates the exquisite step-by-step process and NEVER overlooks ANY small detail on the tax evasion process. I learned about so many things I've been doing wrong to COVER MY TRACKS. 10/10, this tax evasion course is a must take, especially during the most recent inflation boom! Save money today with Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion!

If you are looking through the VR free-to-play tags, The Beanstalk VR experience does not hold up in 2022. Just skip it.

The Beanstalk a short 5-10 minute experience which tells a fairy tale story based off Jack and the Beanstalk. As a first student project, it's a GREAT project to use on a resume to get a job but never something you'd release as a commercial project. If I made this as a first class VR project, I'd be EXTREMELY proud of it. They did a great job on the project for 2017.

If you're a consumer and want to know why I don't recommend it, here is why:
The majority of the experience is only listening/waiting not interacting. You pull on a tabs of story boards to progress the experience, grab a few beans and toss them in the dirt, climb up a small portion of the beanstalk and then touch a harp. That's the The Beanstalk.

IMO, Siege is still great game which stays ahead of it's competitors. The rounds are quick, fun with a friend/communicative squad and you must learn and use a wide variety of tactics outside of just quick peeking or using generic utilities like flash bangs. If you enjoy being "tactical", then this is a game you should consider.

It often goes on sale for only $7.99, so well worth taking advantage during seasonal sales. It has a steeper learning curve, so keep that in mind. You can't just jump in like COD. Map knowledge and utilities will be important to learn as you play.

While I still recommend it, the game has been feeling stale for seasoned players like myself. There hasn't been a new map in nearly three years (just reworks of older maps, which is nice but still not the same). Siege community is getting smaller so it's filled with really experienced or newer players, so not much of a middle range these days. Siege can be pretty toxic too, so keep that in mind.

Growing up, I played Command & Conquer Red Alert through several times and it's refreshing seeing this game remastered to play through again. IMO, Red Alert holds up against time and is still a gem for any RTS lover.

If you've played C&C in the past, do yourself a favor and buy it. If you haven't played C&C but enjoy RTS, do yourself a favor and buy it.

This remake brings back wonderful, nostalgic memories. Spyro the Dragon was one of the first video games I ever played and going through it again as an adult was a lot of fun.

I would love to say Spyro Regnited Trilogy holds up against the 3D-platformers of today, but I would agree with the critics that this game is better as a childhood memory vs. a new game for first-time players.

Personally, I want to see the Spyro series revived, but they would need to refresh and change things to make it relevant to today and the new, younger audiences (like the awful camera controls).

SUPER HOT.

SUPERHOT was definitely meant for VR. Hopefully in the future, they'll be able to create a new experience that takes full control of the VR abilities.

The Crash Bandicoot series were the first videos games I ever played when my brothers and I received a PS1 for Christmas of 1999.

Growing up I played through the original trilogy through at least 10 times and played CTR none stop for 7-8 years (still own all of them). Crash was my childhood and I loved it.

Not only is this remake some awesome nostalgia, but it's just as fun now as an adult. The two new levels created for this remake are great and extremely challenging to plat on the time trials. This gives me hope that if they do bring Crash back, that'll it'll be good.

I can't wait for CTR Nitro-Fueled. I hope they release on PC a year after console release.

First play session was fantastic. After going through the neutral missions and becoming a looter, my civilian friend and I joined together and played a little trick. We saw a looter with a rifle near by and my buddy got into the surrender position (b) and yelled over to my "alley" that I captured this civilian, you can have whatever is left. He takes the bait and begins looting unknownly that my barrel is directly aimed at his head.

POP. Headshot and down. I never felt so inhumane in my life. I'll definitely be playing this game more.

I tried to explain to the Landowner that I crashed landed and needed to find the parts to my ship, so I could leave. He was not pleased, shocked me, and tore straight through my chest with his cane.

He must have seen my weapon, so I decided this time to lay down my arms in hope he would understand I'm not here to cause harm. I guess that wasn't it, because he screeched out and stabbed his cane through my mouth and out the other side of my head. Quite brutal and needed a cup of tea after that.

Thinking he must not be able to process the same language as I speak, I decided to try again and remove all my belongings before having him in my sight. I did a weird dance and tried to communicate in his tongue, but he suck his dogs on me and I fell under their consumption.

I continue to try to this day, but yet to avail. God save the queen.