Wow, where do I even begin with FIFA 23? This "masterpiece" of a game is truly a work of art. From the endlessly frustrating gameplay to the buggy and glitchy graphics, it's clear that the developers put a lot of time and effort into making sure this game was as terrible as possible.

But let's talk about the real star of the show: the AI. Wow, what a thrill it is to be completely outclassed by the computer at every turn. It's almost as if the game was designed specifically to make the player feel completely helpless and incompetent. And let's not forget about the matchmaking system, which always manages to pair me up with players who are significantly more skilled than I am. It's like a never-ending cycle of misery and disappointment.

But the worst part has to be the microtransactions. I mean, who doesn't love spending their hard-earned money on virtual players that are completely and utterly useless? It's a great feeling to know that I can spend real money on a game that is already so overpriced, just to have a slightly better chance at winning.

Overall, I can't recommend FIFA 23 enough. If you're looking for a game that will drain all of your motivation and self-esteem, this is the one for you.