Schrödinger's Dong
United States
Get out of here stalker.


Some sort of acoustic tard with snakes for brains. Y'must've made a wrong turn somewhere to end up here, but hey while you're here why not enjoy some whiskey or something. Being around me long enough will drive you towards heavy drinking anyway so why not start early?

Rest in peace Erdrick. Wish I could have had a chance to talk things out before it was too late. I'll miss you bud.























































































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Get out of here stalker.


Some sort of acoustic tard with snakes for brains. Y'must've made a wrong turn somewhere to end up here, but hey while you're here why not enjoy some whiskey or something. Being around me long enough will drive you towards heavy drinking anyway so why not start early?

Rest in peace Erdrick. Wish I could have had a chance to talk things out before it was too late. I'll miss you bud.























































































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First Blood
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HELLDIVERS™ 2
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479 hrs on record
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HELLDIVERS™ 2
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last played on 23 Mar
Nuclear Nightmare
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last played on 23 Mar
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Comments
Salpphie 19 Feb @ 1:57pm 
Hiiiii ♥ I'm here to ruin your quiet tough guy personality. c:
MNCTEPXED 24 Aug, 2025 @ 3:03pm 
add me
76561199685297835 9 Aug, 2025 @ 6:01pm 
🐼🍰👇
ks0.978 8 Aug, 2025 @ 8:23am 
🥺🚌🐶👉
Wazubaba [Wazu] 9 Apr, 2024 @ 7:28am 
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This guy is as friendly as being beaten like a red headed step child is justified and as reliable as coating myself in wd40 and trying to perform gymnastics on a window ledge is a fun friday night. Just be careful he has a triggerword and if you say it to him in voice chat he'll often tk you if you aren't already tking him first.

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You gain no rep, only a firm handshake and a deeply unpleasant stare that gives you an itching sensation on your shoulders and a disturbing belief that you are in some form of sexual danger of unseen horrors directly behind yourself. Also one free ticket to leg the group candian in mechwarrior! CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'VE WON!


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Wazubaba [Wazu] 12 Dec, 2021 @ 12:59pm 
This guy has now not only insulted my dog, he's insulted my wife's boyfriend. Minus rep times a thousand. He won't even look me in the eyes when we make love anymore, and somehow that's my fault for suggesting the googly-eye glasses. Absolute philistine.