Recent reviews by left facing brian

what if vermintide had a better talent tree, but forgettable characters?
what if vermintide had a better crafting & gearing system, but an uncompelling narrative?
what if vermintide... oh, forget it.

this is a gamer's game meant to be played at the highest difficulty available. anything lower than what you have unlocked and you are genuinely doing yourself a disservice. "oooh but uhmmm some people like playing at easier difficulties so you're invali-" grow up already, what is wong with u? u don't know thrill until you have to fight a chaos spawn at the very edge of the aggro boundary of a daemonhost that is on the precipice of attacking. ur going to be giggling ur ass off even if ur losing because the game decided, i dunno, that one million trappers should be deployed to tertium to revitalize the economy. now all four of you are in a net. that went well, now go again. and again. ur nose is bleeding but you're enjoying the fresh iron scent. now you're getting it. you found your build, your playstyle, your favorite weapon mastered, and you just grinned to yourself as you vote kicked the smite psyker player. you're winning, even if you're losing. we all slap our bellies with glee.

these dunmer are useless

very cool co-op shooter that gets ridiculously more fun the higher the difficulty. there have been some hiccups here and there but it has maintained an entertaining and interesting feel.

this is a game about love, family, and destiny. the world may keep chewing on ur sunscorched bones but the moment it spits u out, it's ur oyster... and by okran ur gonna eat that oyster

halflings are evil bastards who will rob, beat, and torture you for the fun of it. i am glad that, at the very least, i have found brotherhood, freedom, and justice among the orogs

to be honest with you, i'd rather be raiding... but you have my time.

no vampire here

OK? cool love you

this is one of the games ever made. it plays, functions, and serves as a video game. it has the ability to be fun, and also not fun. this game was programmed by canadians and reminds you about it at random intervals. there are many big men and women to play as, and a few small men and women. the big man or woman's objective is simple: kill the small men and women to death. this leads to various gameplay opportunities: do the small men and women die, or live? do they all get out of the big door? did you read the meta (lol) before getting into this game? so many questions to ask, and we are all just Dying to have them answered (LOL!)

7.5/10 if u play customs with nice friends because, deep at its core, this is a party game
3.5/10 if u play online against strangers (freaks), they are not fun at parties

it's just one small favour, i mean, shouldn't take that long anyway...

i cannot give this game a positive review until they let me add balls to my w*men