Greetings. This is ur mom.

While you're still struggling to reach double-digit IQ and positive K/D, I've already mastered the game, your coping mechanisms, and the art of making you look pathetic in 4K.

I'm simply better than you in every conceivable metric.
Talent, reflexes, strategy, and even the genetic lottery — I won them all.

So go ahead, type "ur mom" in chat after I destroy you again.
It's the closest you'll ever get to acknowledging superiority.