The only obstacle between a good comedian and a bad joke is the audience.


P is for Priceless, the look upon your faces.

E is for Extinction, all your puny races.

R for Revolution, which will be televised.

F is for how F**ked you are, now allow me to reprise.

E is for Eccentric, just listen to my song.

C is for Completion, and I’ve waited for so long!

T is for the Terror, upon you I’ll bestow.

My name is Perfect Cell, and I’d like to say – hello.