hey! i noticed you play games.. and you’re a girl.. i would LOVE to play games with you (not bc you’re a girl ofc) but btw ive never met a girl before. that plays games. im so lonely. no girls ever wanna be friends w me. i wish i could have a girl duo. will u be my girl. friend?

+rep es enjoyer

Who the ♥♥♥♥ is Rick Sanchez?

You're like if Rick Sanchez, eating bacon, made love to Levi Ackerman and they procreated, resulting in a masculine child.

"Quarter circle forward 2! Quarter circle forward 2!"
For thousands of hours he had been practicing the Paul's Phoenix Fist for this exact moment.
"EUUAAHHH"
He breaks open the air fryer's meat's freezer after conquering those damn guys preventing tarticulate II (Improved) for to doing those damn things he would regret!

Quick you have to read before they take me away again. Paul Phoenix locked me in the air fryer he locked me in the meat's freezer you have to help me you have to do Paul's Phoenix Fist in order to break me out of here man. There isn't much time left you've got to hurry and conquer those damn guys before they do something that I am going to regret