4
Products
reviewed
0
Products
in account

Recent reviews by Genius Play Unique

Showing 1-4 of 4 entries
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
575.4 hrs on record (202.2 hrs at review time)
Where to even begin...

This game is chock-full of bugs and bots; some of the former even spit bile at you while a few of the latter just blanket you with an unrelenting torrent of rockets, not to mention their gunships.

This three-front war we're fighting has already cost the lives of over 4 billion loyal Helldivers to date, with many untold thousands more giving their lives for the cause every single day and I frankly don't see us winning this any time soon but please don't tell my Democracy Officer I said that, 'cause he shipped the last fella off to a freedom camp for reeducation just because the poor guy was wondering aloud whether we should just try to talk to the squids, like we did around the First Galactic War, even if only to buy some time. I'm telling you, that man has no chill!


In conclusion: Buying this game may prove to be the biggest mistake of my life because I have law exams to pass.

7/7 Super Earth flag's stars.
Posted 2 March, 2025. Last edited 2 March, 2025.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
7 people found this review helpful
3,214.7 hrs on record (137.5 hrs at review time)
The premiss of the game is very promising but the execution has some major flaws.

For example tanks from totally different eras are placed in the same tier and even in Simulation Battles (SB) which should be and are advertised as the most realistic battles those tanks are put in the same match.

As a result a tank
- whose first prototypes were produced in 1942,
- which has a top speed of 46 km/h,
- whose turret turns at a rate of 15,8°/sec.
- and which has a reload time of 8,6 sec.
is put in the same match and has to keep up/deal with a tank
- whose first prototypes were produced in 1952,
- which has a top speed of 66 km/h,
- whose turret turns at a rate of 28,6°/sec.
- and which has a reload time of just 4,0 sec., because of an automatic reload system.

Even the best trained and most experienced crew is able to compensate such gigantic disadvantages, especially a human loader/assistant gunner can never achieve a reload speed as high as an automatic reload system.
Posted 1 August, 2019. Last edited 1 August, 2019.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
42 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
102.0 hrs on record (20.1 hrs at review time)
I really like this game but for now crashes and bugs every few minutes make it close to unplayable.

I hope that it will get better soon because as I said: I really like this game.



**Edit**

The crashed are gone but the old bug that after a few hours of gameplay and a few conquered nations my military's infantry strength suddenly plummets from about 1.5 million soldiers to under 5,000 (which results in every city being literally only protected by a hand full of soldiers (~10) which leaves my country virtually defenceless) is still there.
Posted 12 March, 2019. Last edited 1 December, 2019.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
2 people found this review helpful
1
660.8 hrs on record (328.9 hrs at review time)
IMPORTANT Edit: The game is DEAD. You can count the amount of global players at any given time on your two hands.

I really like this game even though unfortunately there is little content.

I wish the Dev's would give this game a little bit more attention again, because the game has huge potential and it really deserves it.

If you intent to play this game alone I can't recommend it because of the sad lack of content but if you intent to play with some friends and other players and you wield the power of imagination it can be much fun.

Roleplay is everything.
Posted 23 February, 2019. Last edited 26 January, 2021.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
Showing 1-4 of 4 entries