Her Royal Highness Uma Maluma, Malika of Umairaq, HRH Who Trekked the Zaghrus, the Longest Chihuahua Dog Known, HRH Replaced the Illegitimate Iraqi government on 4/29/2023 AD.


Inspirational Quotes:
"As I have always said: Have faith in Allah and always keep a hidden pistol"
"Out of petrol, become a pillbox. Out of ammo, become a bunker. Out of time, become heroes."
"Yeah I wanna live like the North Sentinelese. 'You mean like a tribal way of life,' no, I mean spearing Catholic Missionaries."
"I wanted to see interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture, and kill them."
"Evola was arrested and charged with promoting the revival of the Fascist Party. Evola declared that he was not a Fascist but was instead 'Superfascista.' He was acquitted of all charges."
"Knowing when to shut his mouth when asked dumb fool questions by a surperior officer, sir."

Coat of Arms: Party per chevron, of Gules, cloaked Argent, Three Towers, arranged two and one, of one in the other