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Gelle and Hades

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<-- That awesome guy is Hades, and he was the best life force that has ever existed on this planet.

Bored? Want to read something? I write novels! I have one completed with more coming! They're almost all completely free - and all are adult-oriented! My Novels [www.webnovel.com]

(I, Teh Val, am Gelle)

Mother/Woman/Willy Nelson(not THE Willy Nelson...but.. my name's Willy Nelson). Deadpool lover (and a gigantically large, ginormously huge fan). Gamer. Tolerant of probably way too much.... Pegasister with avid affection for all life forms, including YOU, and especially rats (and most importantly, rats named Hades). Professional Wingdiver (I will cross the map to save you forever. <3 )

If you're on my friends list - it means I less than three you (<3) and I'm here if you need me: anytime, any place - much like the family dog. For reals. I also seem to have this fun habit of "foot in mouth" syndrome - and when I try to make it better, I just make it worse. I promise, I'm just trying to fix a fumble -- feel free to laugh instead of get mad/offended.... No ill intentions meant.

Please note: I'm down to talk to anyone, from anywhere, at anytime as long as you are an adult - I only friend adults (OKAY - let me clarify here - I mean 18+. I didn't think I needed to spell that out, but apparently I do. I only add 18+ and older adults to my friends list! It's called professionalism and Idon'thangoutiwhithkidsorteensism. PLEASE respect that!)

If you're like "man she seemed cool.. but I don't want to come off weird" just strike out that second part if you were thinking it. I'm always okay to be friends with good people who aren't walking around murdering, raping, stealing, manipulating, cheating, or lying to get what they want. No joke.

I'm really chill if you talk issues out - feel free to come to me with problems or anything. I love ya! :D

I just like to have fun - that's the bottom line. The only time I get super serious is in Left 4 Dead, Contagion, 7 Days to Die, and Killing Floor -- 'cause that ♥♥♥♥'s no joke! If you joke around in zombie games, you're gonna have a bad time...

COH Global: @Gelle [Virtue Server] (RIP, CoX! <3)

Please don't misunderstand the puppy that you've just read that I am. I am incredibly kind, and more than happy to love you for who you are -- but let's just end with this.....

If you feel like being a ♥♥♥♥ to me (especially after I've done nothing but been kind to you) : The scaring will resume when I get back to your attic.

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TL;DR - 10/10 This is SUCH a fun game - and is more than a cleaning simulator. It also has a lot of other really cool game elements - like platforming, investigating, looting, and completion-driven goals.

UPDATE: the FREE DLC they just put out has blown my mind and expectations right out of the water. I just...I love a lot of games, okay? I do....but I /LOVE/ this game. I could play it over and over and over again.
11/10 if you like cleaning games.

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Do you like Viscera Cleanup Detail? Do you savor Power wash Simulator? Do you enjoy A Little To The Left? Then this is the game FOR YOU. It also has a really cool narrative with a reason for why you do what you do. It can be REALLY sad, though - so that really sucks... but it is what it is. The overall game experience erases the nastiness that is the plot line, and I can ignore it since once you get rid of the bodies, you don't really have to think about it anymore.

There are lots of cool things to find - and a few are Zelda-like quests to get. Some of them, you have to snoop around and find out - and I love those. Then, there are literally some RIGHT IN YOUR FACE, and you think nothing of it until you're on your third play-through and you realize you messed up, so you have to clean the same space twice (I don't like game guides. I like to play it myself - it is painful, but worth it).

I really love this game, the art-style, the level design, and even the characters. The settings are believable, and the layouts make it fair (but tough) to be able to clean things accordingly. I really appreciate they didn't just put a spout somewhere because it would make the game easier - the location for water spouts actually make sense, and I cannot stress how much I admire that.

They really took their time with this game, and it shows. It is worth EVERY. PENNY....and would be worth more if they would just add some DLC. I'd love to play some more levels in this set-up. It's done so well.

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Gelle and Hades 17 Feb @ 5:43pm

I have the rarest achievements on steam right now...MWUAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh, MOB. Never change.

No really, don't. You guys are great, and I'm feeling proud of my 'no one else can get these right now' achievements. :3

Gelle and Hades 17 May, 2025 @ 6:39am

Did you come across this place? Are you reading this? Then you should know something very important....It's a secret...

...I love and care about you! (Yes, even you...and especially YOU).

Glub_tubbis_weppal 16 Jun, 2024 @ 7:09am

Hades :3

Bigbadteddy 24 Dec, 2023 @ 11:41pm

Miss gaming with you too!!

Gelle and Hades 13 Mar, 2022 @ 9:10am

v I'd love that! Super added. I can also send you a link to the funeral on live stream if you'd like. I'm flying in because Michael is super worth that to me, but I know not everyone can make it - especially now that the funeral is this week and prices were already sky high....

Let me know if you want the link. <3 It's going to be on Saturday at 10AM, CST.

Amras Felagund 10 Mar, 2022 @ 4:30pm

I am not a Houston Brony, but I was a very long friend of Michael's and I did attend HarmonyCon with him back in 2020. I don't know if we would have met, but we can commiserate

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