PhoenixFire13
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TehMrZach 23 Apr, 2018 @ 1:05pm 
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If i said your butt was cuate wood you believe me?

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tag some one with a cute boo
PhoenixFire13 16 Oct, 2017 @ 2:42pm 
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TehMrZach 16 Oct, 2017 @ 2:40pm 
-rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
TehMrZach 16 Oct, 2017 @ 11:18am 
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DAMN THIS COMMENT IS FANCY
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TehMrZach 29 Jul, 2017 @ 8:00pm 
I sexually identify as a turret. Ever since I became a hero, I've dreamt of anchoring myself near a chokepoint and unloading drums upon drums of depleted uranium shells into my opponents. People say that being a Bastion main is inhumane, but I don't care; I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install a minigun and tracks on my body. From now on, I want you guys to respect my right to get a play of the game every single time. If you can't accept me, you're a robophobe and should check your hero privelege.

TehMrZach 29 Jul, 2017 @ 7:58pm 
🤚 HEY ALL U DOWN⬇️TRODDEN👞 TWERKING👔🍑 CLASS‼️ MARX 🎅 YOUR CALENDARS ✔️📅 BC IT'S TIME 💁⏰ FOR THE HO-LETARIAN 🍆🕳 REVOLUTION ✊️ RISE UP ⬆️✊✊✊ AND SEIZE 🙌 THE MEANS 🛠 OF ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 😩💦🍆 OVERTHROW THE PETTY 😒FAPITALIST 👊🍆🎩💰 SWINE 🐷🐽 AND ABOLISH 🙅 SOCIAL CL🍑ASS🍑 SEND THIS ➡️ TO 🔟 OF YOUR FELLOW 👯 LABORERS 🔨😞 IF U GET 1️⃣ BACK THEN UR 1️⃣ OF THE BOURGEOISE 😱🎩💰💵 IF U GET 5️⃣ BACK THEN UR PART OF THE 👙👄 REV-HO-LUTION 👠😘 IF U GET 🔟 BACK U GET A SEXXY 💋💋💋 VISIT FROM DADDY 😩💦 STALIN 👨🏻‼️😍 HIMSELF