Recent reviews by Gameboy647

This game is hazardous to your productivity. And I haven't even owned this barely a week and a half and I'm behind in literally everything in life since the 28th of September, 2025.

This playable crystal meth.

Monke out of Ten

Cried about 9 times.
Stopped playing to listen to the front runner OST of the year a lot.
Looking forward to NG+

11/10, No additional notes.

Literally if you play this work of art, you'll understand.

Phenomenal, with a technical issue here and there. A natural progression for veterans of the series, while still enjoyable to my friends that were interested in playing and new to the series I talked about constantly since 3 ultimate.

The simultaneous release and crossplay has led to more hunters to join up regardless of platform. I may be biased, but after 41 is hours in 50+ hours of release, the end game being a satisfying loop. No monthly fee/really terribad MTX pricing per usual. I guess aside from the vouchers. However, I never saw the need to complain since I've never found the need to go beyond the single free one they give you since world. I won't comment on something I don't really use.

I am excited to see where this ride goes.

I don't write a lot of reviews but,

Satisfactory is one of my greatest and most life altering early access purchases(read: time sink) ever. It's insanely well optimized. The gameplay loop is addictive, and it has opened the door to Factorio and my interest in engineering games. And with 1.0 this has exceeded nearly all of my, and the 3 others I run a dedicated server for's, expectations. Bravo Coffee Stain Studios.

Paddle/10

Would accidentally leave my friend at an island who was AFK with no resources to make a paddle to fight against the current and get him.

Seriously, bought this game 6 days ago and spent my week playing 10 hours a day on a coop game, and a solo game when they aren't online. Haven't been hooked on a game like this since 7 Days to Die.

Bought this game on 2 platforms and it's just as entralling as it was when I first bought it with all the DLCs.

(10/10) would Dovahkiin again.