Demons from the planet Jupiter have arrived through the Manhattan portal.
the leader of the united states calls upon master joe.
Johns Waynes half cousin step son to annihilate the 2.5 octodecilion alien scum of the universe.
However on Jupiters secret moon a master plan is conceived to resurrect the astro-demonoid 'Dill Clinton' into a mega doomsday machine!
Then out of the Martian moon Phobos a secondary portal opens and sever quadillion demons emerge singing some alien version of ‘stayin alive’ by bees gees.
After this the USSF (United States Space Force) with no other than John Jones E. (Edward) Commanding the fleet of B-52 ‘AstroFortress's a modified version of the B-52 ‘Stratofortress’ fitted with hyperdrives and big ass Ronald Reagan era space lasers.
Commander John. Jones sea. E. Flies his fleet into orbit around mars.
all of a sudden their super advanced Super radar gets a ping, ITS ENEMY SPACE CRAFT!!
They use the ‘Elonascope’ .

guh.

no more saying cuss words guys!!! it's inappropriate and violent!! if you keep saying the cuss word you will go to jail and you eat broccoli and other vegetables for the rest of your life.

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Hang up that computer call and kiss me on my hot mouth I'm feelin romantical.