A.K.A. Chronology Dis/Misplacement & Time/Date Disincorporatement. I am by far the best at wasting time poorly in my entire state, as is expected in my level of experience in wasting time.

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- No relevant work experience and no resume prepared (Do NOT ask for one!)
- Over five hundred hours in games like RimWorld™ (Notable Pornographic Human Organ Trading Package Manager) & Team Fortress 2™ (Mentally Challenged People Support Group P2P Talk/Text Software)
- Traded penny stocks for over a year now. I have made twenty dollars.
Feel free to AMA.

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Friend me on Steam to send me job offers in this hotly contested meritocratical field. I will waste your time.

I am sponsored by Stake™ , I have gambled about six billion dollars and I'm going to win big very soon. You can gamble, too. Even more than six gorrillion, using my code ' WASTE .'