General Jack Ripper
Christopher Maillet
New Hampshire, United States
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Mandrake, I suppose it never occurred to you, that while we're chatting so enjoyably, a decision is being made by the President and the Joint Chiefs, in the War Room at the Pentagon.
When they realize there is no possibility of recalling the wing, there will be only one course of action open: total commitment.
Mandrake, do you recall what Clemenceau once said about war? He said war was too important to be left to the Generals.
When he said that, 50 years ago, he might have been right; but today war is too important to be left to Politicians.
They have neither the time, the training, or the inclination for strategic thought!

I can no longer sit back and allow: Communist Infiltration, Communist Indoctrination, Communist Subversion, and the International Communist Conspiracy, to sap and impurify, all of our precious bodily fluids!
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Mandrake, I suppose it never occurred to you, that while we're chatting so enjoyably, a decision is being made by the President and the Joint Chiefs, in the War Room at the Pentagon.
When they realize there is no possibility of recalling the wing, there will be only one course of action open: total commitment.
Mandrake, do you recall what Clemenceau once said about war? He said war was too important to be left to the Generals.
When he said that, 50 years ago, he might have been right; but today war is too important to be left to Politicians.
They have neither the time, the training, or the inclination for strategic thought!

I can no longer sit back and allow: Communist Infiltration, Communist Indoctrination, Communist Subversion, and the International Communist Conspiracy, to sap and impurify, all of our precious bodily fluids!
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General Jack D Ripper
Your Commie has no regard for human life, not even his own. And for this reason men, I want to impress upon you the need for extreme watchfulness. The enemy may come individually, or he may come in strength. He may even come in the uniform of our own troops. But however he comes, we must stop him. We must not allow him to gain entrance to this base.
Now I am going to give you three simple rules:
First: Trust no one, whatever his uniform or rank, unless he is known to you personally.
Second: Anyone, or anything that approaches within 200 yards of the perimeter, is to be fired upon.
Third: If in doubt, shoot first and ask questions afterward. I would sooner accept a few casualties through accident, than lose the entire base and it's personnel through carelessness.
Any variation on these rules, must come from me personally. Now men, in conclusion, I would like to say that in the two years it has been my privilege to be your commanding officer, I have always expected the best from you, and you have never given me anything less than that. Today our nation is counting on us, and we are not going to let them down. Good luck to you all.
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Capt. Jake Grafton pilots his A-6E over the Persian Gulf one fine afternoon. "Hey, at least it's not Vietnam, eh Cool Hand?" his bombardier Col. Cole asks. They streak across the sea, just above the wave tops. Somewhere out there in the hot haze is an Iranian gunboat steaming into the shipping lanes, a prime target for their Harpoons.
Suddenly, a crackling sound breaks the steady drone of the Intruder's engines. "RAYGUN 9-1, INCOMING BANDITS! Bearing 355, range 33 miles!" Jake looks up, staring through the canopy towards the threat, still invisible in the distance. 'Here we go again...'
Then, a welcome voice is heard on the frequency. "FAST EAGLE 7-1 ON INTERCEPT." High above the Intruders, a pair of F-14's carve through the heavens on twin pillars of fire. "FOX THREE!" An AIM-54 Phoenix drops off the rail before igniting it's engine, streaking towards the Iranian F-4 Phantom in the distance.
"Thanks Bat Guano, if that even is your name..."
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9 May @ 3:34am 
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22 Feb @ 11:58am 
Now that Steam has done away with the Jester award, I will forever wear mine as a badge of honor in remembrance of those who cannot hear the truth without getting butthurt offended by it.
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