vertiginous
vəːˈtɪdʒɪnəs
adjective
extremely pretentious or sophomoric.
"Vertiginous Golf is so deep, man, you just don't get it."
relating to or affected by hipsterdom.

The controls are about as tight as your mother after a night with her "dance" instructor, evidenced by the fact that the rewind feature is not so much introduced as a "Whoops, didnt quite get that shot, try again, bucko" and more like "♥♥♥♥ it, just hit it. Hit it, see what happens and rewind. Why are you even aiming jesus you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nerd." Thats if you can even see where the hell youre even meant to be going. Some holes are less golf and more unfinished Rube Goldberg tracks.

The free stroke system used only serves to reinforce the aforementioned horrendous aiming and precision, or lack thereof, as it requires you to continually place shots which not only shoot your ball to exactly where it needs to be but also cost nothing. Miss? Well youre stuck somewhere you dont want to be and its cost you a shot. Plus another to get out. And another to be where you want to. Fantastic. Now you could ignore them and just play it straight but then youll never break par.

Interesting and uncommon aesthetics absolutely wasted on a mechnically flawed game.

And why the hell try to stick a dystopian storyline over mini golf?

vertiginous vəːˈtɪdʒɪnəs adjective extremely pretentious or sophomoric. "Vertiginous Golf is so deep, man, you just don't get it." relating to or affected by hipsterdom. The controls are about as tight as your mother after a night with her "dance" instructor, evidenced by the fact that the rewind feature is not so much introduced as a "Whoops, didnt quite get that shot, try again, bucko" and more like "Fuck it, just hit it. Hit it, see what happens and rewind. Why are you even aiming jesus you fucking nerd." Thats if you can even see where the hell youre even meant to be going. Some holes are less golf and more unfinished Rube Goldberg tracks. The free stroke system used only serves to reinforce the aforementioned horrendous aiming and precision, or lack thereof, as it requires you to continually place shots which not only shoot your ball to exactly where it needs to be but also cost nothing. Miss? Well youre stuck somewhere you dont want to be and its cost you a shot. Plus another to get out. And another to be where you want to. Fantastic. Now you could ignore them and just play it straight but then youll never break par. Interesting and uncommon aesthetics absolutely wasted on a mechnically flawed game. And why the hell try to stick a dystopian storyline over mini golf?