Long ago, in ancient times of old, someone once asked: what if we made a shooter without a shotgun? Or better yet, what if we made one with no satisfying weapons at all?

And, for some reason, rather than throw whoever asked those stupid questions out of the nearest window, they instead got to work.

This was their first mistake as unfortunately the stupid questions did not stop.

What if pots could contain ammo and health or instant death for the player?
How much can we ♥♥♥♥ up something simple like an ammo mechanic?
Should we add lioness women with they boobies out?

There were many windows in the building they worked in; gravity yearned to treat this buffoon to a one-way trip to the ground floor.

But, alas, they implemented all of these baffling requests (and more) in giving us PowerSlave.

It could have been prevented.
The signs were there.
Let this be a lesson for us all.

Long ago, in ancient times of old, someone once asked: what if we made a shooter without a shotgun? Or better yet, what if we made one with no satisfying weapons at all? And, for some reason, rather than throw whoever asked those stupid questions out of the nearest window, they instead got to work. This was their first mistake as unfortunately the stupid questions did not stop. What if pots could contain ammo and health [b]or[/b] instant death for the player? How much can we fuck up something simple like an ammo mechanic? Should we add lioness women with they boobies out? There were many windows in the building they worked in; gravity yearned to treat this buffoon to a one-way trip to the ground floor. But, alas, they implemented all of these baffling requests (and more) in giving us PowerSlave. It could have been prevented. The signs were there. Let this be a lesson for us all.