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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
21.9 hrs on record (14.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Brings great joy :)
Reviewer's PC Specs:
Windows 10
AMD Ryzen 9 9900X 12-Core Processor - RAM: 62 GB
NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3060 - VRAM: 12 GB
Posted 4 May.
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4 people found this review helpful
303.5 hrs on record (193.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game may be the "Best" dinosaur game, but this is only due to lack of competition, the game mechanics are sometimes really fun but there are soo many flaws that this game is just not in an enjoyable state, yet for some reason I continue to play.

One of the main game mechanics is age, when you die you spawn as a baby that in comparison to adults, is incredibly weak and easy to kill, growing takes hours and one death can set you back 6 hours of progress. Then you get the joys of...

Fall damage

Massive fall damage causing instant death from small falls that really shouldn't be killing anything, as I am currently posting this the devs are making a update to add sliding down hills instead of making a fix to the raw damage, we must wait months for an update.

The Bugs

Every other patch I've seen deployed has completely broken the game, caused repeated crashes, not just on my machine but just randomly while playing getting people killed.
Server errors that after update killed all official servers repeatably crashing the servers over and over for days.
Completely breaking community servers
Being randomly unable to eat, drink or interact with anything
Being unable to eat food that is too close to other food (Really easy to do anytime you kill something)
Always saying servers are full
Random unable to join servers

We have a running joke in my server of, they have updated the game, time to find out if the game is playable today ;(

This game has been out for 10 years, and the devs clearly cannot move in one direction, every time they add a new feature, mechanic or dino they break something else and have to go back.

I am ok with the game in it's current state and do enjoy it's gameplay loop, however I would much prefer this game to have some real competition so I can play that instead :)
Posted 25 February.
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99.3 hrs on record (52.5 hrs at review time)
Cant wait for more updates, solid game the whole way through, amazing design!
Posted 5 October, 2025.
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121.1 hrs on record (35.9 hrs at review time)
:)
Posted 23 February, 2024. Last edited 7 May, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
35.9 hrs on record
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Posted 25 May, 2023.
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521.1 hrs on record (7.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
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Posted 9 February, 2023.
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33.8 hrs on record (19.1 hrs at review time)
cool
Posted 20 August, 2022.
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20.6 hrs on record (8.5 hrs at review time)
Tree boy is dead
Posted 11 March, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
126.8 hrs on record (44.0 hrs at review time)
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Posted 9 February, 2022.
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265.9 hrs on record (40.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
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Posted 11 January, 2022.
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