1) dress in comfortable, loose-fitting clothing.
2) gather your closest friends around you.
3) ♥♥♥♥ your pants.
4) start doing jumping jacks.
5) friends take bets on which leg the poo log will exit.

He's the GOAT

I must know a different Nick than you do, Splocionman30. This guy is a miserable piece of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who I only keep around to remind myself that I'm not the problem with the world. I mean really, you want life to bless him? I hope life is awful for him and drives him to madness (Elden Ring reference)

Lay off my husband buddy

This guy is genuinely one of the best people out there. I really hope life blesses him with all the happiness and good things he could ever want. <3

Patchy - open up your comments, I have an inquiry

One Two wipe the poo
Three four ♥♥♥♥ the floor
Five six paper sticks
Seven eight to the taint
Nine ten bidet again

yup TF2 works well, ive been training my ai program by having bots join games and sit vacant while i run diagnostics. im glad to hear that youre doing good and that your pencil is short . i had an idea for a grinch sequel but there arent a whole lot of green fuzzy guys out there anymore.maybe we can make something new? sorry fdor not getting back to you sooner i had ah eart attack earlier today but i took it like a champ, about to eat some mcdonalds and wash it down with a monter or two. talk to ya later bud.

I am no longer dead adn Id like to thank God (idk which one)_ for bringing me back ha it was funny he was like uhhh and I crapped my pantaloons. Then I wake up and its Grinch day ha it waws funny I was like uhhh and my wife crapped my pantaloons (effing b*tch).... ... <My storry is gonna keep writing, I got a little pen right here on my night stand. ITs a nice pen (short for pencil). WLe gotta write another movie sometime SEMPER FI (Stufon). Shanme what happened to that frinch actor guy i didnt know him but he was a jerk anyway oh well ha live and learn TF2 works

im a day late (and a dolar short as we say in the banking world) ronny but i hope you had a good grinch day. 7 years ago our passion project released in theaters and though it was a box office bomb and the va for the grinch killed himself because of our movie i still like to sit back and remember the good times, the times we spent advertising our movie in tf2. who woulda thought that doing that wouldnt sell a movie. live and learn.

Catch The Grinch November 8 2018 at your local movie theatre

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Today we gather to honor the life of R L Donny the Ronny, a friend whose presence lit up every room and whose laughter echoed long after he left it. Donny was more than a name — he was a spirit, a storyteller, and a source of unwavering loyalty. Whether he was cracking a joke or lending a hand, he showed up with heart, humor, and a fierce love for those lucky enough to know him. His absence leaves a silence that only memories can fill, and we carry those memories with us, always. Rest easy, Donny — your story lives on in all of us.

hm... im debating doing that... but let me know tomorrow... if its your best day ever... no matter what...

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1. Your reading my comment
2. Now your saying/thinking thats a stupid fact.
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5. Your checking it now.
6. Your smiling.
7. Your still reading my comment.
8. You know all you have read is true.
10. You didnt notice that i skipped 9.
11. Your checking it now.
12. You didnt notice there are only 10 facts
Copy and paste to 1 Profile, tomorrow will be your best day ever! no matter what

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Hey uncle Ron

i'm not sure if you remember or if you'll remember what i said after reading this, but last January you let me know you were sending my birthday cheque in the mail. My birthday is in October . But every month since then I've received your social security cheque in the mail. I've cashed it every time without telling you. I wont give back the money I've taken but I've grown concerned over your financial situation, to be honest I don't really think you have one anymore. I think I feel some semblance of guilt over the matter but again I will not return the money as I've spent it and i do not regret it. I think you should reconsider sending my next birthday check because by your calendar I'm 43 now. If you've forgotten what I've said and you've sent the next one anyways thanks for the 44th birthday present.

Your 26 year old nephew,
Max

XD yes sir

Can you make mine character read a gamer guide? XD

I MAILED A BANK CHEQUE TO VALVE HEADCORTERS AND THEY ADDED IT FOR ME SPECIAL. IT'S MINE AND MINE ALONE. I CAN TEACH you HOW TO DO IT>

how do you get your profile picture to eat a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ donut!?

LOL upvote good sir

Doctors took my neice's life and her abortion baby when they pulled it out of her, im not trusting them not until i get some compensation for that and the food coma they put me into. That was 8 hours of true terrer. Wife just washs the uderwear anyway

Hey look buddy, I’m an engineer, that means I solve problems. Not like, “What is beauty,” because that would fall into the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems. For example; How am I gonna stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new bee-hind? The answer? Use a gun. And if that don’t work? Use more gun. Like this heavy caliber tripod mounted turret designed by me, built by me. And you best hope it ain’t pointin’ at you.

MERRY CHRISTMAS Don! Sending this early in case Steam servers are too slow... LOL! Tell Donna I miss her fruitcake and figgy pudding, I hope she makes it again despite me throwing up on the table after eating a few plates... it wasn't the food I swear I had a stomach bug.

OK im sorry

yes............ there is......

? there is no grinch movie this year...

@piyrye Check out the Grinch in theaters this November, in theaters near you!

what the hell did you comment on my profile

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING

hiiiii husband u r awesome 5 ever

hawk tuan

Like yourself, although I never wrote the n-word in chat, I was banned for "racism" on the Rustopia US server. I was banned for fighting against blatant anti-White racism in the in-game chat. You should consider it a blessing to be banned from that server because it's run by anti-White communists. Literal communists, too. We should start finding ways to cut off their public funding and official server status.

THIS LABORDAY I WANNA THANK MY GOOD BUDDY RONNY. HAPPY LABOR DAY DONNY KEEP TRUCKIN!!! I REMEMBER WHEN ME AND LONNY FIRST STARTED OUT. THOSE WERE SOME GREAT TIMES, WOULDNT YA SAY BONNY?

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HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE.

I am nothing I am nothing I am nothing no one loves me no one even hates me im jsuta memory most people dont acknowledge im going insane this pain is too mcuh

You know you know you got a special place in my heart Stufon I could never forget aout you my ddear friend you are the cloeset one I ever knew. You are the best and no one could compete for you.... Jane doesnt come close...

Just wanted to say thank you again, I saw you gifted Shamus just elden ring, but you got me both the base game and its dlc expansion, so thanks! I guess I'm just that much better

Donny!!! Thank you for buying me Elden Ring and its DLC!!!

RAHHHH YAHHH GRRR

No Mannuel you little rapscallion

can i have one

Of course Shammy!!! :D

thanks for buying me elden ring <3 :3

STUPENDOUSSTUFON i heard intercourse is the remedy for a headache, i am in no need of pills of the variaty to sta y up so be pepared for a good frickin time

MY left arm is going numb and i have a headache