Stinkin Coot

+REP This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, game sense, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, spray control, toxicity, anger management, positive attitude, post plant time management, general awareness and getting kills

If I have to retain this secret any longer, it will cause a coronary aneurysm; I'll admit it here: I'm the one who's been licking the cheeto puff dust off your fingers each night.

Dont leave these gross commnets on my Nephew's Max'es page, ChooseGoose. That is highly disrespectful and i will promptly report that comment. You should be ahsmaed of yourself mister Goose, you have no manners! My nepohew is a good kid, he's my nephew.

I want to ♥♥♥♥ the grinch
Oh ♥♥♥♥, the Grinch is so hot. I want his big green hairy ♥♥♥♥, 😉 hes definitely been a mean one this year UwU. 😠 I dream about the Grinch crawling through my window and stealing all of the gifts, but i wake up and confront him naked, he will pin me against the wall asking, "do you want this bad banana? With a greasy black peel?' (Hes uncircumcised) i would gladly accept and he would ♥♥♥♥ me all night. How can you resist his big bulging ♥♥♥♥? Good god i bet he has a 39 and a half inch pole... He could suck my jingle balls while he fingers my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I want to ♥♥♥♥ the Grinch. I NEED THE GRINCH.

Hery Log Frog Max this is you r great uncle Ron. Youre incoming birthday cheque in the mail so keep an eye out for the cheque in the mail, its coming, i mailed it fo your birthday. Happy Birthday. Max. Your a good kid.