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1 person found this review helpful
1,339.7 hrs on record (1,235.0 hrs at review time)
Game starts up in 4K resolution on my HD monitor and even with launch options to set back to 1920x1080 nothing fixes this.

Launched CS2 with no arms race and half of the maps completely gone. Not even a source 2 port like they showed they could do with Dust2. I've heard arms race is back which would be charming to experience if it weren't for only a corner of my screen being playable. Atleast the ranking system seems better though.
Posted 19 October, 2023. Last edited 13 February, 2024.
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2 people found this review funny
0.4 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ naked ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ what the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bullcrap was this game woke up so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ horny and then it dont even got ♥♥♥♥♥♥ tits what is this ♥♥♥♥
Posted 13 March, 2021.
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9.3 hrs on record (6.2 hrs at review time)
Play the demo, if you like the demo then you're gonna love the game. This game is extremely well designed with the way it keeps introducing new things level by level, and the boss fights were a lot of fun. The game play of the game is great with every level feeling like a challenge and something I really had to put effort into, same goes for the boss fights. The story though was a little short though but the short experience sure was a strong one. Plus I'm pretty sure hardcore mode will make up for it. Graphics were pretty beautiful and ran pretty well all the way through except for one level that included a lot of green shiny reflective things that brought me down to like 40 fps.

Definitely recommend, pretty fun and challenging game.
Posted 29 December, 2020.
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11 people found this review helpful
1.8 hrs on record
No I don't think you should get this game for this much money, I'd say 10 dollars at most but now that I've played it i'd pay 5 bucks probably to play it. The game is about two hours long given you are a fast learner and what it does with that two hours is shows you a decent idea. I was expecting it's main mechanic to be the perspective enlarging thing as that's what it advertises a lot, it looked like a promising mechanic at first but I was thinking to myself "I'm not really sure what you can do with this in a puzzle game" and sure enough there isn't much you can do. The puzzles really consist of the same "stretch this object big until its big enough" or "shrink this object until it's small enough" that is the puzzles that actually use the gimmick. At a point the game becomes more of a traditional kind of room based puzzle game where the solution is like a solution to a riddle, which are probably the least impressive puzzles in the game. This game is without a doubt extremely portal inspired with the idea originally being an idea for portal anyway. It feels though this game was built from the start to be a fan portal game but at some point they decided to make it it's very own thing, but it doesn't feel like it's own thing really at all. I can feel the heavy heavy portal vibes as it tries to emulate the same humor which falls so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ flat it's embarrassing, this game was not funny in the slightest. I mean the evil robot voice sounding lady trying to trap you in this never ending dream world made by some futuristic company, it just screams "this was at one point a portal fan game". It doesn't go anywhere original with the story, I thought maybe it could take the dream aspect and surrealism and ditch the "okay mister test subject man inside a dream company world you are being experimented on" but instead it just beat by beat tries to be portal as much as I hate to say it. Toward the end though it starts to go all out surrealism with this interesting environments which are honestly wasted by being shoved into this mediocre game. I mean even game design wise this thing is kind of awful to the player, with what can and cant be touched being found out through trial and error and not clearly learned by playing the game. So many moments where I walked around in a room feeling trapped thinking "I just havent found the one thing in this room im allowed to touch yet" as i spam click everything around me. I will say it felt somewhat relaxing at times with the music and scenery, and I did really enjoy the portal puzzles where you shrink and enlarge the portals to shrink and enlarge yourself. Portal... puzzles... hmphf...

Me myself I didn't really like the game and I wouldn't recommend buying it for the price it's at now, that's my two cents anyway hope it maybe helped you think twice about buying this game, ciao.
Posted 26 December, 2020.
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6.0 hrs on record
This game was stupid fun but a little too short (or atleast I wish it was longer), amazing creative idea though wish there were more games kinda like this or something, definitely worth nine dollars.
Posted 29 November, 2020. Last edited 29 November, 2020.
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26.8 hrs on record (3.7 hrs at review time)
This game was fun and fun gets, play it with your friends.
Posted 25 August, 2020.
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4.0 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
It didn't work and just kept crashing. My friend said it's just full of e girls and band kids so don't think im missing out on much.
Posted 21 August, 2020.
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2.5 hrs on record (2.3 hrs at review time)
A must play for any VR owner. Makes me wish for a full on VR Spiderman game.
Posted 18 August, 2020.
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35.3 hrs on record (34.1 hrs at review time)
Fun game to play, though my friends hate this game because it pisses them off. Playing multiplayer is a bit of a hassle though, you have to use external websites and enable console commands to get into a server and sometimes the server is stuck in this horrible limbo mode where the bots are in a never ending round with each other. I could see this being really fun for a LAN party. I'm not really sure how the game has been doing today hopefully it isn't dead.

Graphics are pretty good for it's time, runs amazing even on crappy machines. Gameplay is creative how you are supposed to kill somebody while ALSO being somebody's target. It's fun sneaking up, tracking down somebody, getting them in a secret area and killing them. Though I can see why my friends can get easily pissed at this game.

So yeah fun game get it woo, and The Ship Remastered is barely remastered (more like just a remake).
Posted 18 August, 2020.
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15.1 hrs on record (11.1 hrs at review time)
More addicting than it should be. I got this game for like two dollars I think so it was pretty worth it's price. It's satisfying to just kinda sit there and take in the big park you've built after a while of constructing a rollercoaster. Barely any noticable bugs for a game this old, the only thing I came into was sound wont play unless you alt tab out and then back in most of the time. I didnt mind the resolution but if you change it to your native resolution you cant really zoom in as close as you could before so I just keep it low. Oh yeah and occasionally whenever I had alot of rides playing music the music would suddenly just turn into extremely loud jibberish for like half a second and then go back to normal.

Good addicting game for 2 bucks.
Posted 18 August, 2020.
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