and i would do it again

I caught this guy ♥♥♥♥ing my girlfriend last week. I’m still ♥♥♥♥♥♥ about it but there’s nothing I can do. She loves him. I knew she was acting weird because she kept staying out late and coming home with taco sauce on her blouse. During sex she’d scream to give her my five dollar foot long, but I’m only 3 inches and five dollars is way too much for what I’m giving. One day I came home to find her getting plowed against the wall by this dude. He had her hair in one hand and a taco bell cheesy gordita crunch in the other. I tried to fight him, but he slapped me so hard it broke every window in the house. This dude’s a stone cold pimp and I can’t do anything to hurt him, so I can only hope he breaks her heart one day like she broke mine.

-Rep After a fun time in roblox, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great roblox and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a roblox lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then immediately mounted his tight little pretty boy rectum. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

As a Yakuza fan, I thought it was nothing but necessary to go to Japan to live the same life as Kiryu-Chan. Upon arriving, I was dreadful. There was no funny eye patch man, and the real yakuza blew out my kneecaps. I limped over to a local massage parlor (in hopes of going on a cool journey like Majima did in Yakuza 0). They looked at me and said "What the ♥♥♥♥ are you doing, this is not a doctor, we're calling immediate help" when I was in that ambulance, I understood what it meant to be Yakuza, and I look foward to returning to Japan to go beast style (Yakuza 0 - Yakuza Kiwami 1) and defeat the guys who shot my knees.

gc

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